AvengerousBird Posted:

Man if there is a mute bumon i would freakin use it right now.Srsly even Chuck Diesel cant be demented as she is.Or he.Besides skanho you must do better than that to **** me off.Log in to see images!

**** you off? Are you into golden showers? This dumb **** I knew was sucking this guys sausage while he was ****ing in her face and then invited all of his frat boy friends over the **** right in her eyes then made her go on the floor and rub her flim-flam under all this **** then she got an infection and just told the doctors she fell in the toilet that’s why she got a ****infection in her cookie.

so a drummer, a groupie, and a Brit walk into a bar. The groupie is like “I want sex on the beach”. The drummer is like, “I have vibrating sticks we can ride all night”, and the Brit says “I can bring the queen’s tea it makes the best lube”

So they all leave the bar and start ****ing with the queen’s tea and the vibrator drumsticks, then she starts screaming so loud her juices start flowing all over the place and she electrocutes on the sticks and they break so the drummer gets ****ed cuz those were some good sticks.

The Brit is like “I’m Sherlock Holmes, ****” and the queen’s tea was actually infrared and reacted with the groupie and the drummer and Watson jumped out of the closet and they arrested them both.

jiggabosheezy Posted:

**** you off? Are you into golden showers? This dumb **** I knew was sucking this guys sausage while he was ****ing in her face and then invited all of his frat boy friends over the **** right in her eyes then made her go on the floor and rub her flim-flam under all this **** then she got an infection and just told the doctors she fell in the toilet that’s why she got a ****infection in her cookie.

A wild 13yr old who has just discovered his pee pee feels funny after he’s showered with the guys at school has appeared…

Heeeeeey guys, tit-luv for all! *squirt*squirt*

chill… it’s been a few days, ready to show these guys how to ****?Log in to see images!

Dr. Mike, seems like you always have some male reproductive organ-on-male reproductive organ action to talk suggest, how’s life getting ****ed on in your **** dungeon? haven’t forgot that postLog in to see images!

AvengerousBird Posted:

Demented SkanHo Forgot to take her Pills Hey Ho.

Avengerous, what’s up homey, you gotto LERN HOW TO SPELL SKANKHO

And the moment you’ve all been waiting for:

Why did the woman's genitals cross the road?

To **** the other cat! HAAAAHAAAAAZZ

Coke Blower Posted:

Who else thinks the quoted post is very special?

Not me! That wuz my best joke yet! I’m just now getting my juices wet on this site -just imagine all the yummy stories I’ll have for all of you by the time I get to 69

So an elephant and a giraffe go on a date. The elephant wraps his trunk around her neck and pulls that horny **** in close and starts sucking that woman's genitals. The giraffe orgasms and reaches her head all the way around the elephant and starts eating his bum cuz he’s kinky as ****. He blows this huge load all on the floor, and the two start rolling around in it and eat it.

then the giraffe wakes up pregnant and the elephant says ‘i’m not the father!’ and goes for a drink. The giraffe hunts him down and gives birth to a hybrid eleraff. This thing has a big wooly mammoth male reproductive organ and rams both of them hard, then goes and ****s everything in sight.

and that’s what happened to the dinosaurs.

1. I’m not good at jokes. It’s the ****ing, that’s the key. The ****ing and the ****ing-related acts.

2. wooly mammoth was the dinosaur

back on topic, this is ‘whiny ****es’, I just wasted another haxl session, the ****ing offense category keeps moving when I spam it so I ended up wasting some points elsewhere, this is bull****. I’ll just have to make up for it with more male reproductive organ-hardening woman's genitalslicious activities for flamebate yaaaayLog in to see images!

you never know when ****ing can be funny, it’s a surprise every time!

my teacher taught us wooly mammoth was the king tank of the dinosaurs it was like a tank that could tank t-rex, until t-rex just gave up and ate do-do birds, that’s why the elephant is here today. it would be too powerful for today’s earth but it’s DNA is locked under siberia, just in case.

elephant + horse male reproductive organ = mammoth