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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

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Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Was this man familiar to you?

fabulous personnum PI

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HE LOOKA LIKA FISH

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Hhmmm, I think this episode of your centers around your childhood trip to Sea World. Tell me about it?

fabulous personnum PI

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HE SAY NAME PHINMAN AND HE MAKE THE SEXY TIME WITH THE DOLLFIN FISH

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

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Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Were you physically involved in this “sexy time” in anyway?

twas edited this message on 07/12/2008 6:45AM

fabulous personnum PI

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ME WAS IN NETX TNAK OVRE HVAING THE SXEY TIEM WIT TEH STARFUSHUS TEHN TEYH GTO MDA

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Were your genitals permanently scared because of this?

fabulous personnum PI

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scared, or scarred? both, but they are memories i’ll cherish forever,

especially mrs. sea urchin.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

My diagnosis is that you are ashamed for being rendered a eunuch. Maybe, this can help you.

fabulous personnum PI

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but enough about me, lets discuss you. SO YOU LOOKA LIKA MAN?

fabulous personnum PI

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lol..i wonder if that guy is for real. i sure hope hes just bull****ting

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Ask AAHZ about me.

fabulous personnum PI

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in that case heres a present for you

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

That present is very timely.

fabulous personnum PI

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indeed

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Quite right

fabulous personnum PI

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

My grand mother already told me all about male reproductive organ rings.

fabulous personnum PI

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Anal Sex According to the Word of God

Mucho thanks must be given to Steph and Michael for showing me the seriously ****ed up (EDIT THAT TO WONDERFUL) things they have found on the internet. After a lovely night of sushi and man-mountain sake, they busted out the Dell laptop so they could show me these fine websites:

http://www.sexinchrist.com/ – a Christian explanation of why God wants you to have anal sex before marriage. with actual biblical quotes! don’t forget to scroll down and peruse other links such as Masturbation- God’s Great Gift to Us, Bondage in Christ- BDSM in a Christian Marriage, and my favorite, Fisting and God’s Will.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/index2.php – I actually think I might go to hell for looking at this website. For pbuming along this info (to the like two people who read this) I’ve definitely secured at least a weekend with Satan. This site sells dildos. But not just your average ones, ones shaped like Jesus on the cross (called Jackhammer Jesus- “Jesus was a carpenter, now he’s the powertool” I **** you not y’all!!!) There’s also a Baby Jesus bum Plug, Moses, and a rather wrinkly Buddha. It’s good to know they’re allowing for people of all different faiths to stick their enlightened ones up their bumes.

I FIND THS PERSON TO BE VERY CLOSE-MINDED

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