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Who is that, father?

A mendicant, child,
Haggard, morose, and unaffable -- wild!
See how he glares through the bars of his cell!
With Citizen Mendicant all is not well.

Why did they put him there, father?

Because
Obeying his belly he struck at the laws.

His belly?

Oh, well, he was starving, my boy --
A state in which, doubtless, there's little of joy.
No bite had he eaten for days, and his cry
Was "Bread!" ever "Bread!"

What's the matter with pie?

With little to wear, he had nothing to sell;
To beg was unlawful -- improper as well.

Why didn't he work?

He would even have done that,
But men said: "Get out!" and the State remarked: "Scat!"
I mention these incidents merely to show
That the vengeance he took was uncommonly low.
Revenge, at the best, is the act of a Siou,
But for trifles --

Pray what did bad Mendicant do?

Stole two loaves of bread to replenish his lack
And tuck out the belly that clung to his back.

Is that _all_ father dear?

There's little to tell:
They sent him to jail, and they'll send him to -- well,
The company's better than here we can boast,
And there's --

Bread for the needy, dear father?

Um -- toast.

MissAnthropy Posted:

Some say the end is near.

Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will.

I sure could use a vacation from this

Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.

Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and

Fret for your latte and

Fret for your lawsuit and

Fret for your hairpiece and

Fret for your prozac and

Fret for your pilot and

Fret for your contract and

Fret for your car.

It’s a

Bull**** three ring circus sideshow of

Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA

The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.

Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.

Learn to swim, I’ll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.

Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.

Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.

Some say the end is near.

Some say we’ll see armageddon soon.

I certainly hope we will cuz

I sure could use a vacation from this

Stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****…

One great big festering neon distraction,

I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Learn to swim.

Learn to swim.

Mom is going to fix it all soon,

Mom is coming round to put it back

the way it oughtta be…

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and

**** all his clones.

**** all these gun-toting

Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.

**** your tattoos.

**** all you junkies and

**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands

With hidden agendas.

**** these dysfunctional,

Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I’m praying for rain

And I’m praying for tidal waves

I wanna see the ground give way.

I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom please flush it all away.

I wanna see it go right in and down.

I wanna watch it go right in.

Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.

Don’t just call me pessimist.

Try and read between the lines.

I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t

Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.

suck it down.

flush it down.

MissAnthropy Posted:

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I AM NOT A FURRY

Next person who posts is a homosexual who likes to have orgys with Fenk and loves the most hated players in flamebate.

NExt person who posts has to give me 1 bp.

The next person who posts owes me enough bp’s to change my name.