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Writing My erotica (featuring members of flamebate)

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

^Weak

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Tesfan Posted:

Dude if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

I guess I can take it down if enough people don’t like it, I honestly didn’t expect people to hate it this much. Log in to see images!

Don’t get nervous…this is your big coming out thread.

Hell man leave it up BE PROUD of the bum pirate you are!


Heat Seeking-
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Tesfan Posted:

Right, because everyone knows calling people fabulous persons over and over again is the epitome of trolling. Log in to see images!

Hahaha it is when you just wrote gay porn.

I didn’t write it, I am just trying to help you keep this thread at the top.

This is my way of helping you with your coming out.

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 05/20/2008 12:57AM

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Tesfan pay no attention to celibate old fenk. just put on your favorite muscle shirt and sashay over to A&F and pick up a new pair of tight pants that show off your bum and you’ll feel better in no time!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

Hahaha it is when you just wrote gay porn.

I didn’t write it, I am just trying to help you keep this thread at the top.

This is my way of helping you with your coming out.

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Biff Tannen Posted:

Tesfan pay no attention to celibate old fenk. just put on your favorite muscle shirt and sashay over to A&F and pick up a new pair of tight pants that show off your bum and you’ll feel better in no time!

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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How shocking


Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

^ goddamn that better get me the best RPer of the week – that was totally gay!

Heat Seeking-
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Biff Tannen Posted:

^ goddamn that better get me the best RPer of the week – that was totally gay!

Got my vote


Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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bumhead

BirdofPrey Posted:

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BoPpy you’ll hurt your back!!

Heat Seeking-
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Biff Tannen Posted:

BoPpy you’ll hurt your back!!

I doubt it, I heard he had ribs surgically removed so he could do that.


Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

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pss.

i don’t know if you know this.

but that’s not really bop. Log in to see images!


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books

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“Pain in the ASCII”

Macks Posted:

kamikaze pizza co


Oops Pow Surprise.

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fsdgsdfjijnk-
n y8 gui

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Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Tesfan Posted:

A stroll in the park

Forumwhore was waiting in the shadows. He had his back against a tree and was stroking his male reproductive organ slowly through his trousers, feeling the long, hard bulge of it. He was waiting for someone. A few people had pbumed him already, walking through the park on their way home from work, their heads down against the dark. None of them had seen him.

Now, he moaned deep in his throat, then took his hand away. He didn’t want to get too excited too soon. He eased the knife out of his belt, watching the blade shine in the low light. Only a few minutes later, he heard footsteps and pushed himself further back against the tree, holding his breath.

It was him. A slim, dark-haired teenager wandered out of the shadows to stop by the side of the river, looking out over the water. He couldn’t have been more than fourteen. Forumwhore had been trailing him for weeks, never showing himself. Now, though, it didn’t matter if he saw Forumwhore’s face.

Forumwhore stepped out of the shadows, moving silently, the knife held low by his side. He stopped right behind the young man and, suddenly, grabbed his throat. Wild-****22 struggled, trying to scream, but Forumwhore clamped his hand over his mouth and dragged him to the grbum.

Wild-****22’s struggles were arousing him to an incredible degree. Forumwhore grabbed the young man’s neck and shoved his head down into the grbum. He forced the knife under the waistband of the young man’s trousers and pulled. In a couple of seconds, he was half-naked.

Forumwhore shoved him over onto his back and straddled him, the knife flashing as he cut away the bumons of the young man’s shirt. At this point, wilD-****22 obviously decided that it would be a good idea to co-operate. Forumwhore didn’t dissuade him. He forced some of his shirt into his mouth and strapped it in. He didn’t want the kid’s screams alerting anyone.

His now naked victim pinned under him, Forumwhore leant back and smiled. He kept the knife at wild-****22’s throat, and used his left hand to tug his own trousers open, letting his painfully hard male reproductive organ straighten. He was gratified as he saw wild-****22’s eyes widen.

‘We’re all animals inside,’ Forumwhore breathed, stroking his male reproductive organ. Pre-great times shone over the flared head and the veins bulged around the base. His male reproductive organ twitched and swelled even more at the attention as Forumwhore ran his fingers over the slippery head.

He slowly got to his feet. WilD-****22 didn’t move. Either he was in shock or he didn’t think he’d get very far. Forumwhore kept his eye on him as he shrugged his own shirt off and stripped himself of the rest of his clothes. He sank to his knees by the boy’s side, the knife still in his hand, and stroked over his captive’s trembling belly. The skin was cool and very soft.

Forumwhore forced himself to take it slow as he moved his hand down, past wilD-****22’s navel. He knew that there was always the possibility of being discovered by a pbumer-by, but it was getting late and Forumwhore knew from experience that the park was usually quiet at this time of night. Besides, he had enough confidence in his own speed and strength to take his time.

He squeezed wild-****22’s tight balls and fondled the soft length of his male reproductive organ, feeling the muscle harden under his fingers.

‘I know who you are,’ he breathed. ‘I know that she’s with another guy. I can’t imagine how hurt you must feel. Tell me, where did you leave the suicide note? Is it in your bedroom? Is it?’

WilD-****22 stared at him, his eyes wide.

Forumwhore smiled. ‘I know what you were planning. I know you’ve been coming down here a lot, casing the joint. But I know it’s quiet too, you see. We both need a little privacy. Were you really going to drown yourself this time or would you be too scared again? Would you run away from it again? No, I know you don’t want that. You shouldn’t kill yourself. There’s so much to live for. I know you think that no-one’s ever going to love you again, but they will.’

He bent and gently kissed the head of the young man’s male reproductive organ. All the time he’d been talking, he’d been stroking it, so now it was a full six inches long, fully hard. Forumwhore took the head in his mouth and licked over it for a moment before letting it go and sitting back.

He turned the young man over so that he was lying on his front and spread his legs. He kept the knife where he could see it. Forumwhore was well-muscled and a lot heavier than the teenager; he would be a fool to try anything.

Forumwhore kissed the small of wilD-****22’s back, enjoying the smell of the crushed grbum mingled with his victim’s sweat. He moved down and licked along the base of the young man’s thighs. He spread his legs a little more and bent his back to let Forumwhore’s tongue slide in to gently stroke his bum. As soon as he was wet enough,

Forumwhore sat over his legs and leant forwards so that the head of his male reproductive organ was pressed to wilD-****22’s tight opening.

‘You haven’t had sex before, have you, not really?’

WilD-****22 muttered something around the cloth. It sounded like a plea. Forumwhore ignored it and pushed forwards, gently.

‘It’ll be easier if you relax,’ he murmured into the kid’s ear, forcing the head of his male reproductive organ into wilD-****22’s bowels. The young man thrashed around and tried to scream, but Forumwhore held him down with a hand between his shoulder blades.

Forumwhore paused to take a deep breath as wilD-****22 stopped struggling, then pulled out. He helped wilD-****22 to his hands and knees. The boy was hanging his head now, sobbing around his gag. Forumwhore gave his male reproductive organ a quick squeeze then lined up behind him again, his hands on the young man’s hips, pulling him back onto his male reproductive organ.

WilD-****22’s muscles tightened instinctively and Forumwhore groaned as he managed to force almost a third of his length into the boy’s body. He was very dry, very hot, and very tight. There was no way he’d ever had sex. Forumwhore lowered his head over wilD-****22’s shuddering back and kissed him gently.

‘Just relax,’ he whispered again.

Eventually, the muscles clamped around his male reproductive organ began to relax and Forumwhore was able to push until his balls were right up against his young lovers’. He still had the knife in his right hand.

Forumwhore began to gently **** the boy until he could get his male reproductive organ deep into him. The teenager was still crying, and when Forumwhore pulled out, he saw thick blood coating the head of his male reproductive organ. Forumwhore was about eight inches long, but he’d never thought he would be too long for wilD-****22 to take. He pushed back in, and the blood lubricated his male reproductive organ. As it dribbled out onto his balls and down his thighs, he began to move harder and faster.

Moving with his rhythm, Forumwhore moved his right hand up under the boy’s now soft male reproductive organ, pressing the tip of the knife to his belly. WilD-****22 tried, desperate now, to pull away, but Forumwhore’s other hand was on his shoulder, holding him down.

Forumwhore suddenly jerked the blade up and along, slicing open wilD-****22’s stomach. With a muffled scream, wilD-****22 collapsed, Forumwhore still on top of him. The young boy writhed around under him, but Forumwhore threw the knife away and held him down as he neared his climax. His thrusts meant that wilD-****22’s male reproductive organ was sliding around in his own blood and guts.

Forumwhore sank his teeth into wilD-****22’s neck as he shuddered, still trying to scream. He was dying. Forumwhore hoped that he could still feel his teeth, still hear his ragged breathing as he got closer to coming.

WilD-****22 bucked up against him. Forumwhore shoved his male reproductive organ deep into his bowels and held it there as wilD-****22’s muscles jerked around him, squeezing his male reproductive organ, milking him. Forumwhore could have sworn then, as they lay locked together, wilD-****22’s shudders were a dying orgasm, but his own balls were contracting. He groaned around the blood that filled his mouth as he emptied himself, shooting deep inside the dying kid’s bowels.

At last, the boy’s convulsions stopped and Forumwhore felt the muscles that gripped his male reproductive organ so tightly relax. He pulled out in a trickle of sperm and blood. He stood, a little unsteadily, and did his best to wipe himself off. He pulled his clothes back on, then flipped the body over. WilD-****22’s sightless eyes stared straight up, faintly accusing. Forumwhore smiled and grabbed him under the arms.

It was only a few meters to the side of the river, and wild-****22 was so light that Forumwhore dragged him easily. He dumped the body, then threw wilD-****22’s clothes in after him. He didn’t bother to clean up the bank, the blood-stained grbum, or the clear mark where the body had been dragged.

No-one would come looking for him. He paused for a minute, then threw the knife in after the body.

‘Wasn’t that worth the wait?’ he asked the river. With a smile, he watched the surface of the water became calm again, then walked away.

best erotica ever, please don’t **** up on the sequel

edit:why is there no gay erotica in full of won yet

fsdgsdfjijnkn y8 gui edited this message on 09/07/2008 1:59PM

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Should rite moar. DO IT fabulous person


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crayoncakes

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To Earthend and beyond!

oh lol fenk changed his name


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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crayoncakes Posted:

oh lol fenk changed his name

yeah he also was thread ninja


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InaneAnomaly

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“Dick in a Box”

Tesfan Posted:

Dude if you don’t like it, don’t read it.

I guess I can take it down if enough people don’t like it, I honestly didn’t expect people to hate it this much. Log in to see images!

Hell no, this is absolute ****ing win!

The funniest thing is that I’ve been accused of being wilD-****22 – the actual wiLD-****22 must be ****ing lolling at that.

I’m seriously still a complete noob to ForumWarz. I’ve only been here a few months…if that, goddamn! I really don’t have a ****ing clue who wild-****22 is, nor have I been here long enough to even know if this “Forumwhore” character is an actual person. Lulz.

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And fenk’s stupidity never fails to amaze me.

He says it’s a coming out party but everyone already knew. Tesfan admits that he’s openly gay. Fenk repeats the same again.

Typical fenk style.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

InaneAnomaly Posted:

Tesfan admits that he’s a closest homogay


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

The Frangina turned Tesfan straight. Log in to see images!

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