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Writing THE SUPER SERIOUS EXPLANATION OF MANPHINS ORIGINS - YOU'LL BE AMAZED

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Manphin, I apologize for doubting your analysis of your origins. Clearly, if you believe that you are pre-human, that in itself is evidence that you must be.

I have a few questions for you. Some are about dolphins and some are about the Manphin. I’d appreciated it if you’d enlighten me.

1. About Dolphins: If they preceded humans but have superior neocortices, does this mean that humans have “de-evolved” (regressed)?

2. About Dolphins: After the coup, will humans have to live underwater? Will we be enslaved to our dolphin masters?

3. About Manphin: Do you live above or within the water? How do you move around? Could you post some full-body pics so we can understand your means of locomotion.

I apologize if these questions seem nosy. I just want to understand.


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1. Yes

2. Some, not all

3. I walk on land, but I am a great swimmer. I look human except the head and skin tone.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Indeed, that amazed me.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Manphin Posted:

I AM THE MANPHIN. I KNOW MY ORIGINS.

FACT – I EVOLVED FROM DOLPHINS

FACT – I AM PRE-HUMAN

FACT – I AM THE MISSING LINK

FACT – TSB RULES

FACT – I AM LISTING FACTS

FACT – MYSPACE TOM IS MY BFF

FACT – I MIGHT START A STREET GANG CALLED THE DOLPHINS AND WE WILL ****ING CUT YOU

FACT – WE MIGHT ALSO HAVE LEATHER JACKETS WITH A ****IN DOLPHIN ON THE BACK EMBROIDERED BY CHINESE CHILD LABOR

FACT – WE MIGHT ATTACK YOU ON LAND OR IN THE OCEAN

FACT – YOU SHOULD BE SCARED

FACT – THIS IS QUITE A LOT OF FACTS

FACT – READ YOUR BIBLE – ALL OF THIS IS IN IT

FACT – YOUR ENCYCLOPEDIA TOO

FACT – IF IT’S NOT, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO YOU BECAUSE THEY FEAR A DOLPHIN POWER COUP

FACT – IF THERE IS ONE, MY GANG WILL LEAD IT, AND IT WILL BE BLOODLESS UNLESS YOU RESIST


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