Dont know? Let me fill you in.

Many professionals feel that the Rorschach is outdated, inaccurate, and meaningless. In my experience, those professionals are all stem-cell-sucking douche bags. (please note that I have nothing against stem-cell-sucking or douche bags in general. Its when they get together that upsets me.)

For the purposes of this exercise, Im going to ask that you all have a look at the following inkblot. Then tell me what you see, and any predominant feelings that may arise from it. From there I shall begin my in-depth analysis of your psyche.

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GO!

I see symmetry!

I see an evil voodoo rabbit god arising in front of his blasphemous congregation in front of a cloud of oily black smoke. He is clad in the form of the easter bunny in a symbolic attempt to pervert and destroy the meanings of life and rebirth of spring. There’s a cross floating above his head and he’s in a crucified pose, probably another attempt to subvert easter symbolically.

The_Fact_Is Posted:

I see an evil voodoo rabbit god arising in front of his blasphemous congregation in front of a cloud of oily black smoke. He is clad in the form of the easter bunny in a symbolic attempt to pervert and destroy the meanings of life and rebirth of spring. There’s a cross floating above his head and he’s in a crucified pose, probably another attempt to subvert easter symbolically.

What luck! This is the generic response written on the back of the card. You are the picture of mental health.

Actually, that one bit “There’s a cross floating above his head” had me scratching my head. I consulted a colleague, and he says you may have an inflamed penial gland. You’re either rubbing it too much or not enough.

I see a bumerfly. An EVIL bumerfly. Log in to see images!

two black men looking at a fat white woman in a bikini

gigerth Posted:

two black men looking at a fat white woman in a bikini

Further information is required; are the black men attracted or disgusted… or an artful combination of both?

gigerth Posted:

it’s hard to tell but knowing black men i’d say attracted

Then my official diagnosis is Voyeurism. This disorder is characterized by intense sexually arousing urges in which the individual observes an stranger who is naked, disrobing, or engaging in sexual activity. No treatment required, proceed as normal.

PENGUCHAN Posted:

i see gokus hands @ teh top shootng a pink kamekame ball n a big explsn

At first I thought you have what is known as Walter Mitty Syndrome. James Thurber wrote a short story called The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, where the protagonist was constantly imagining himself in a fantasy world, often based on things he read or saw elsewhere. That is, untill I noticed that you thought that Goku’s Kamehameha was pink. Everyone knows they only come in gold and bluish-white. Thus, on top of the WMS, you’re either colorblind or a dumb****. I prescribe getting out of the house for further analysis. If symptoms persist, do feel free to tubmail me and we can begin therapy immediatly..

I saw a woman's genitals