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Gay HAY U LIKE MY LYRICS YO?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Father owned the dating bar so mother ran the store

We all lived there together with the army at the door

No one to do my laundry or to tell me that they’re sure

But there really is no me and there’s no army at the door

I hustle my way to your bedside

I ride on your body like a cab ride

I carry refreshments to the good guys

I made the good guys some home fries

Pardon me anyone where is the nearest shore

We’re all in this together and the police are at the door

Someone do my laundry or smash me through the floor

To the tropical vacation buried underneath the store

And I was your favorite bullfighter

Whose looks were new to your eyes

And i fell apart in that bullfight

Where the dress was the sky to your thighs

She said that she had an hour

Her father he was in the shower

And she took me to her little tower

And she showed me her little flower

And just when i thought it was safe to put down my pen

She said maybe i will let you fall in love with me again

Maybe i will let you fall for loving me again

Then she showed me her badge and i think she said then

That i don’t have the heart to tell you not to come

And everyone has hands just to use someone

And it makes me feel just like old gum

To ride a fake horse into town

To ride a lame horse into town

To ride a dead horse into town

To ride your big ****ing fake ****ing lame ****ing dead horse into town

BirdofPrey edited this message on 05/04/2008 10:59PM

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Molor

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

tl;dr.

But if it talks about girlfriends being ****s, broken hearts or ends adjectives in “a”, then it must be ****ing good!

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

CHAVALICIOUS!

Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

If it were up to me, you guys would already have the lowest standards e-peen…Look at that^^


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Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Just a concerned citizen, ma’am. No need to thank me, it’s what I do.


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Zre

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[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

KILL THE EMO WITHIN UR SOUL !i!i!o!o!o!i!i!o!


Ich bin der Geist der stets verneint

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

don’t trust whitey

don’t trust him whatever you do

he’s not friendly

you know that whitey hates you


bada bing bada ****in boom

FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

THEY’RE NOT REALLY YOUR LYRICS THOUGH. THEY’RE MOSTLY MINE.

Jesus He Kno-
ws Me

Avatar: 42229 Sun Jan 04 14:00:03 -0500 2009
3

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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p123m0l33t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Hey, what the **** is with you noobz ?

This **** is awful…

You call that bum-like text a “lyrics” ?

Put this in your dirty, hairy arse you ****ing **** !!1one

bumhole…

Napalm Kid

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I have to agree with the very special Tourettes guy over there, those lyrics fuking blow.

Napalm Kid edited this message on 05/09/2008 6:48AM

p123m0l33t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Those lyrics blow as ****ing arse!

Napalm Kid

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I was talking about phil collins.

p123m0l33t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

And so what ?

I don’t ****in care

p123m0l33t edited this message on 05/09/2008 6:53AM

Napalm Kid

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 6 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

how can I just let you walk away

just leave without a trace

and I stand here taking every breath with

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

how can you just walk away from me

when all I can do is watch you leave

cuz we shared the laughter and the pain

we even shared the tears

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

so take a look at me now

theres just an empty space

theres nothing here to remind me

just a memory of your face

(chorus x2)

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I wish i could make you turn around

turn around and see me cry

theres so much I want to say to you

so many reasons why

you’re the only one who really knew me at all

so take a look at me now

p123m0l33t

Avatar: Middle Finger

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Shut The **** Up male reproductive organsucker!

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Paraone

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7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Little Lola stopped trying

And called out to Bird

She went to Bird still crying

And asked to have a word

“Bird”, she said while snuffling

“Lions got my lollipop!”

“Well,” Bird said while shuffling

“I can’t make him stop!”

“I am just a Bird” he said

“And he is a lion after all

He’s got claws on his paws

A powerful maw

And teeth in his head!”

So Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Little Lola stopped trying

And called out to Snake

She went to Snake still crying

And he began to quake

“Snake” she said while blithering

“Lions got my lollipop!”

“Well,” said Snake while slithering

“I can’t make him stop!”

“I am just a snake” he begged

“And he is a lion after all

He’s got teeth like a saw

Lining his jaw

And four dangerous legs!”

So Little Lola’s Lion licked her lollipop

She screamed and cried, and pulled and pried

But could not make him stop

Little Lola’s Lion just sat there like a rock

Lick, lick, licking

On Lola’s lollipop

Lola yelled and hopped

As Lion sat there as a rock

“I want a lick, I want a lick!”

At last Lion stopped

Then Lion said to her

“What is it that you need?”

Lola’s shout raised his fur

“SHAMEFUL IS YOUR GREED”

“I WANT A LICK, I WANT A LICK!”

“I WANT A LICK, JUST ONE!”

“I’m sorry Little Lola but…

The lollipop is done.”


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