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THE ULTIMATE THREAD OF AWESOME SUICIDE TECHNIQUES
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THAT IS SUCH NASTY **** Log in to see images!
But… when I commit suicide.. I usually use the clbumic Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/01/2008 7:56PM |
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I know I am a romantic, but my dream suicide is being raped by my father while my mother strangles me. Oh dreams.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 3:50AM |
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I’m a sucker for the clbumic methods, like standing next to an Armenian and inhaling. That’s really my pic.
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| Posted On: 05/02/2008 4:11PM |
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Personally I prefer stuffing the pockets of a very large coat with hard candy and jumping from a high building. Die like a pinata. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 09/20/2010 4:27AM |
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When I kill myself I will drink a quart of antifreeze and then a gallon of water. The antifreeze will crystallize in my kidneys and then I will begin to sweat ****. I will probably turn off the air conditioner and be sure to do it on a hot day to increase the amount of pis I sweat out. Blow Me |
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| Posted On: 09/20/2010 4:52PM |
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skinning yourself with a potato peeler and jumping in a bag of salt. |
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| Posted On: 09/27/2010 9:38PM |
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TwoEmosOneRazor Posted:
Sounds like a lot of work. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 09/28/2010 12:20AM |
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Bacchus Posted:
Not if you use an industrial potato peeler, but you’d have to replace the tubing to fit you. Blow Me |
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| Posted On: 09/28/2010 7:03AM |
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One of these.
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And one of these.
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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 09/28/2010 3:18PM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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be careful with the jet engine: Blow Me |
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| Posted On: 09/28/2010 4:07PM |
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When I finally lose my faith in the cause I’m going to eat cyanide and blow my brains out with a revolver AT THE SAME TIME.
Style and efficiency, ftw. |
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| Posted On: 10/09/2010 3:14PM |
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ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET A NICE AIRTIGHT MASK AND SOME PLASTIC TUBING. CONNECT THAT TO A HELIUM TANK. PLACE MASK ON YOUR FACE, TURN ON GAS, LEAN BACK, AND WAIT TO DIE. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/30/2010 6:37AM |
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Well, some people may have limited amount of creativity and want to look like they have some of it.
But now, my tip to end your journey. (It’s actually a variation of the clbumic one. It’s just more tricky to shock even more people)
Items you need: nothing.
1. Find a police 2. Go behind him/her, push your finger against his/her back and say “Hands up or I’ll shoot you” 3. As a police does what you say, take his/her gun with your other hand and shoot yourself with it |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2011 3:11PM |
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Kousoku Posted:
Real imaginative. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 01/03/2011 9:53PM |
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Kousoku Posted:
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That one ok? Oh and just as a side note I’ve never liked the Tele bbumes or really most Fenders. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/03/2011 11:54PM |
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I agree, Fenders suck. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2011 1:38AM |
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Log in to see images! Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 01/04/2011 5:48AM |
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Professor Commie PhD Posted:
**** YEAH, IBANEZ. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/04/2011 2:50PM |
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You could get sniped. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 01/05/2011 12:12AM |
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Bacchus Posted:
boooooooooooooooooooooooo Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 01/05/2011 2:26AM |
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