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Shock i ****ing hate the man who claims to have spawned me

TheColderSho-
ulder

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
2

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

he ****ing bought be me the 8gig iPhone instead of the 16gig. i ****ing told him like a million times that i needed the 16 gig! how does he expect me to carry around 12 gigs of emo/indie rock futurist bands without enough space on my damn phone? it’s not like i can carry my iPod touch around with me everywhere! my pants are too tight to fit anything in the pockets!

i’m so ****ing filled with the death cloud today. i’m shaking with so much rage i can barely put my eyeliner on.Log in to see images!


My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****.

Dhampyr

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
4

[Just Chicks]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

you’re lucky you have a father. my father was killed when i was five years old, right in front of my eyes, after they raped my mother and my sister. they beat me and left me for dead.

btw, my iphone is only 8 gigs too.

Miles

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

...I…I don’t have an iphone…

T___T

PENGUCHAN

Avatar: PENGUCHAN's Avatar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

id buy n iphon but i dnt hav ne1 to call .___.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

guenwhyever

Avatar: Sad Face
3

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Miles Posted:

...I…I don’t have an iphone…

T___T

=’[

I feel your pain!Log in to see images!

I want one though. Very -very- badly.

Miles

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

guenwhyever Posted:

=’[

I feel your pain!Log in to see images!

I want one though. Very -very- badly.

...s’okay…I still have 80gigs of music on my ipod…maybe that will dull the pain of not having a sweet-bum phone for a fortnight or so.

Janie

Avatar: Janie's Avatar

[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Yeah, like you’ve got it so bad. My mom wouldn’t let me get another piercing and I had to have my friend Joanie do it with an industrial stapler.


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MuddyBallzFl-
ap

Avatar: Boobs
2

[1337 House]

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

all my dad got me resintly wuz a box of condams…said id need them soon…


mammary glands rule

An Hero

Avatar: An Hero's Avatar

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

You should get an I-pod for your music.

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

An Hero Posted:

You should get an I-pod for your music.

it seems like you like it in the bum

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

An Hero Posted:

You should get an I-pod for your music.

its iPod fabulous person

An Hero

Avatar: An Hero's Avatar

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I don’t have to spell it the corporate approved way. I’m not a mindless

societal drone, I am a unique and special individual! Log in to see images!

SODOMY KING

Avatar: Mother and Children

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

An Hero Posted:

I don’t have to spell it the corporate approved way. I’m not a mindless

societal drone, I am a unique and special individual! Log in to see images!

aka fabulous person thats cool tho man sorry though i only do chicks nice meeting you though

An Hero

Avatar: An Hero's Avatar

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’M NOT GAY. I just kissed that boy because it was part of the scene okay?

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

Steve Jobs raped me less than a year ago when I bought the original iPhone for $600. Using my own money. Go cry in your BMW.


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Steve Jobs

Avatar: Steve Jobs's Avatar
10

Level 32 Camwhore

Co-founder, Chairman and CEO of Apple Inc.

CreepPipe Posted:

Steve Jobs raped me less than a year ago when I bought the original iPhone for $600. Using my own money. Go cry in your BMW.

After extensive research and communication with our vendors we were able to make the most affordable iPhone to date. It is not my fault nor our vendors just the ever changing patterns and trends in the technology field. I am sorry for your predicament and have issued you a $100 Apple Store Credit.


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Martyrdom

Avatar: Blood Cells

Level 12 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I asked for an iPhone once. I was beaten, and didn’t get to eat for a month. Log in to see images!


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

To be enjoying my 16gb iPhone. To be using it all the time. To be calling my anime buddies all hours of the day. Is to being a shame you not to be having one. Oh well. Back to be using my iPhone.

Also paperairplane.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

I have the 8 gig as well, i don’t listen to a lot of music so that’s why i got the 8gb.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Agent_Orange

Avatar: Toy Mouth

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I do not move out of the way

On my ninth birthday, my parents asked me if I wanted a chocolate cake or a yellow cake. I couldn’t make up my mind, so finally my mom got frustrated and told me that if I didn’t pick, I wouldn’t have any cake at all for my birthday. So I said either one was fine but I would prefer a yellow cake. So my mom and dad went out to the bakery to pick up a cake, and they got chocolate instead of yellow. And then, when they were coming home, a drunk driver blindsided them and flipped their car over onto the front lawn, where it burned with them inside.

I hope this puts things in perspective.


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