Episode 2 update: Look, lesbians!

Azzedar

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Bigguyinblack Posted:

And now it’s 4. My complaint is that I’m an bumhat with a small male reproductive organ. By choosing to work on Camwhores first over Trolls you’re failing to validate me as a person. As MC Banhammer pointed out, a very worthless person. My Gameplay posts are just as ****ing mindless as my RP posts. I just use the RP forums to FAP with my miniscule male reproductive organ. And you’re right I should have posted in Whiny ****es. Most of my complaints about my life, male reproductive organ and utter lack of reading skills should be here. I apologize.

Um, yeah… so wheres the problem?

Oh thats right, the above didn’t happen and pig feces for brains has his head too far up his bum to realize what the **** the rest of us find annoying and idiotic about his posts. Way to go, now go dry hump a porcupine you inbred ****ing twat.

**** you, you ****ing uppity ****! I’ll **** you and your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your ****ing mothers! You’re gonna DIE ****!!!

Posted On: 04/30/2008 7:23PM

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FAIL

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CZ HOW CAN YOU ****ING LIVE WITHOUT CHANGING TROLLS AND MAKING A BLOG POST ABOUT IT? HOW DARE YOU UPDATE MOVES FOR CAMWHORES AND ANY OTHER CLbum WITHOUT FIRST APPEASING BGIB?????????

~~ESPECIALLY WHEN MOST FORUMS PWNED AND MOST CRED ARE HELD BY A TROLL, NOT A CAMWHORE OR EMOKID~~ TROLLS SUCK

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Posted On: 04/30/2008 7:35PM

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NawtyFish

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Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I AGREE. CAMWHORES ARE DEFINITELY TOO STRONG. CZ SHOULD MAKE TROLLS MUCH STRONGER. MAYBE GIVE THEM AN ATTACK THAT HAS A 75% CHANCE OF DEFEATING AN ENTIRE TOPIC REGARDLESS OF IT’S PWNAGE AND A REFRESH OF 2.

That’s probably the only way you’ll ever remove the stick out of most trolls’ bumes because they choose the second worst clbum. >_>

BUT SRSLY stfu and eagerly anticipate, dammit.

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Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv’iornw hqxoxon targh?

Posted On: 04/30/2008 7:48PM

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Rasta-Theclo-
wn

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I waste brownie points on anything that moves

Meh. To me it makes sense the strongest clbum is rebalanced first.

If by rebalanced, of course, you mean nerfed. At least a little…

Or not powered up too much, so the other clbumes can easily be pumped up to match it.

Personally, I’m looking forward to the troll update. My main account is an emo kid, but as hard as trolls are to play as, they have the most awesomely hilarious abilities.

Totally in favor of trolls getting a way to heal. Something more impressive than that pathetic self-mutilate us emo kids get. Maybe further fap moves, representing an increase in their perversion. “Rule 34” fits nicely with your mad libs engine…

”@cartoon_character::scap and @anime_characters? @interjection_happy::scap!”

Speaking of emo kids, is the clbumic “threaten suicide” option of RL emo kids coming up in episode 2, or are you saving that WMD for later?

EDIT: But I’m not complaining about this kind gift of lesbians the team has given to us.

Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 04/30/2008 8:02PM

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Posted On: 04/30/2008 8:00PM

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child_snake

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Just give trolls a Goatse attack and a double-hand fap.

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Posted On: 04/30/2008 8:49PM

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Balloon

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Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Well at least you can all get something for clicking this thread:

Link

bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Posted On: 05/01/2008 3:13AM

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Evil Trout

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I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

Bigguyinblack Posted:

And now it’s 4.

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Posted On: 05/01/2008 11:29AM

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If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
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I think we should thank bgib.

This is by far the funniest thread I have read all day!

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Posted On: 05/01/2008 11:52AM

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Bunni_Jarhea-
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title the sequel

Can this be in my dolphin clbum?

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Posted On: 05/03/2008 12:57AM

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ShadyPixels

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Manphin Posted:

Can this be in my dolphin clbum?
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Posted On: 05/03/2008 1:03AM

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1338h4x

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7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Why not just tell us what’s being done for trolls already? That’s the most pressing concern, really.

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Posted On: 05/03/2008 1:05AM

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MapleSirup

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****ing fine upstanding member of societys

HNNGGGGGGGGGGG

Posted On: 05/08/2008 5:04PM

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CAPTAIN SODA

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Evil Trout Posted:

Sweet Jesus.

I told Jalapeno our users might appreciate little tidbits of information about Episode 2, since we’re working hard as hell on it now and I know that when I’m following a game’s development I like to read those things.

I can’t tell if you’ve got a chip on your shoulder or if you’re just posting flamebait for E-Peen™. Either way, this annoys me.

If you want to criticize our game design you’re more than welcome (see the Antifreeze discussion right now) but you don’t even have anything remotely close to a valid complaint in this thread.

I’m moving this thread to Whiny ****es, because that’s just what you are.

OH SNAP NO YOU DI-INT

ARE YOU DUH? TWEAKING DUN’T MEAN MAKIN BETTER, IT R MEAN BALANCING

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Posted On: 05/08/2008 5:08PM

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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

[Brainfreeze]

Level 50 Troll

“eBaum”

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

[Lee Harvey Oswalds- Orphan Powered De-ath Machine]

Level 69 Troll

title the sequel

[70 Character Story-tellers]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

[THE BURGER KING BI-RTHDAY POWAR CLUB]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

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[70 Character Story-
tellers]

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RTHDAY POWAR CLUB]