MC Banhammer Posted:

I want to learn to be a troll. I picked Troll originally because it seemed most fun, but clearly, if you’ve read my attempts on these forums, I don’t know how. I would like some lessons.

I know trolling doesn’t simply involving calling people “fabulous persons” or “fine upstanding member of societys”; those are just accurate descriptions of the poster and so don’t insult them. There’s an art (not emo kid art) to it and I’m hoping to pick up some general tips and possibly apprentice to a master. Could anyone who knows how to troll please teach me?

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Lord Shplane Posted:

SHUT UP ****ING fabulous person WHOREwoman's genitals I WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SHOULD TALK ABOUT male reproductive organS IF HE’S GOING TO BE A GOOD TROLL

Don’t get ****ed so easily. That will cost you an extra BP (for me to teach you how to stop being so easily bumhurted).

Travalgar Posted:

Don’t get ****ed so easily. That will cost you an extra BP (for me to teach you how to stop being so easily bumhurted).

lol ur dumb

researched no. Dismissed yes. I love how scientists can prove that X or Y will never happen based on sound scientific theory, but there easily is 3 other different ways where it could. The simply fact is we don’t know what is going to happen when we flip that switch, which is why we are doing it in the first place, which is the problem with dismissing it. Its a good example of a catch 22. This isn’t inventing fire here. The particles that are being created don’t exist on Earth or at the very least aren’t easily detectable. I’d be 100x more comfortable if this was on the moon or Mars, but that is impracticable and impossible for at least another 20-30 years minimum.

On the bright side IF something does happen these ****tards will be the first to go. Preferable in horrible searing pain as their atoms are either ripped apart or flipped.

eatshat Posted:

****ing furries.

^like that.

very special re-re.

FOR STARTERS YOU COULD STOP SUCKING OCTOGENARIANS THROBBERS!!!!!!!!!!11

1338h4x Posted:

Ultimately, trolling is all about knowing the perfect way to **** people off, derail threads, ruin a forum, etc. Often times even the slightest bit of lurking moar can highlight the right bumons to push that’ll truly **** everything up.

It’s something that has to be practiced, not taught. Just keep that advice in mind and find some easy targets to **** up.

1338h4x Posted:

Also it takes a certain kind of mindset to be a troll, you can’t just troll certain places and be a nice guy elsewhere. The fact that you haven’t gone and abused your mod powers to just permban everyone shows that you are nowhere near the path to becoming a heartless douche.

Did Cambridge pay you to lecture us ITT? Shut up and take your idiocy to hell.

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