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Whores ATTN: Onli-Wan Cahone (welcome to the forums) *smiley face*

Onli-Wan Cah-
one

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

BirdofPrey Posted:

shut up

Wow. You really know how to dish out the trolling. You are pathetic. You’ve not worth a troll’s navel lint.

Onli-Wan Cahone edited this message on 04/25/2008 8:13AM

I know some of you struggle, so just to help;

www.dictionary.com

Now you can look up all those big words that hurt your little brains.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

owned


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Paraone

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7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

owned


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BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Paraone Posted:

owned

you’ve not worth a troll’s navel lint.


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Onli-Wan Cah-
one

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?


I know some of you struggle, so just to help;

www.dictionary.com

Now you can look up all those big words that hurt your little brains.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?

Wow. You really know how to dish out the trolling. You are amazing. You are worth a troll’s navel lint.


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FoetalBlowjob

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3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

FORUMWARZ IS THE WORST ****ING THING ON THE INTERNET, YOU ****male reproductive organ USELESS woman's genitalsHOLES.P.S PANTS RULES

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Did you really find your own post humourous?

But when you step back and really, honestly look at your posts do you not feel they are a bit ****? A bit lacking in imagination? Do you not feel perhaps a little dead inside that it’s all you are capable of? I suspect that’s true.

IRONEEEEE

Miles

Avatar: Emo Girl
3

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?

Baseball is for fabulous persons.

You, sir, though you may be worth some lint, leave me utterly unimpressed and wanting more. Satisfy me.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Miles Posted:

Baseball is for fabulous persons.

You, sir, though you may be worth some lint, leave me utterly unimpressed and wanting more. Satisfy me.

please don’t encourage him


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Paraone

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7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?

write a bunch of more words


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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Hope you don’t mind me mailing you, sorry if you do.

You just seemed the most detached and objective person in the thread. And possibly vaugely helpful, if you’re not just **** taking. lol

FAIL Posted:

SANCDAR IS JUST MAD

CAUSE HE JUST GOT SERVED

Were you being serious there or not?

Is anyone in that thread actually being serious? Are they really getting wound up?

They accused me of being too serious so I have spent the whole thread trolling. Is that not coming across somehow? That whole thread is tongue in cheek.

-tubmail from Onli


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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

FAIL Posted:

-tubmail from Onli

hahahahahha.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Hope you don’t mind me mailing you, sorry if you do.

You just seemed the most detached and objective person in the thread. And possibly vaugely helpful, if you’re not just **** taking. lol

FAIL Posted:

SANCDAR IS JUST MAD

CAUSE HE JUST GOT SERVED

Were you being serious there or not?

Is anyone in that thread actually being serious? Are they really getting wound up?

They accused me of being too serious so I have spent the whole thread trolling. Is that not coming across somehow? That whole thread is tongue in cheek.

TALK ABOUT INSECURE

IM TROLLING YOU GUYS

CAN YOU GUYS TELL??


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

I appreciate you are just trying to hit a nerve by having a wild stab in the dark. Which obviously was a technique you learned from your abusive father as a child. ‘It’ll be alright, the bleeding will stop. Have some extra pocket money. Just don’t tell your mother’.

But the dead mother tack doesn’t bother me. Try another if you can strain to think of one.

Oh, out of interest. One question. Do you actually genuinely think you are funny? Did you really find your own post humourous?

I mean I understand all of you in your little clique tell each other that you are funny and intelligent as it’s a survival mechanism. Obviously as a group you can just about manage enough self esteem and confidence to operate in the world. The cycle of mutual affirmation gives you the strength here to overcome your obvious personal failings in the real world.

But when you step back and really, honestly look at your posts do you not feel they are a bit ****? A bit lacking in imagination? Do you not feel perhaps a little dead inside that it’s all you are capable of? I suspect that’s true.

If not then great for you. You can be happy with your diminished capacity. But that would perhaps be the saddest thing of all.

Oh, and just to help you all out I left you a little easy way in on the end there. You can quote the ‘saddest thing of all’ part and imaginatively spin it back on me. Log in to see images!

did anyone read this

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

(i didnt)


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

Hope you don’t mind me mailing you, sorry if you do.

You just seemed the most detached and objective person in the thread. And possibly vaugely helpful, if you’re not just **** taking. lol

FAIL Posted:

SANCDAR IS JUST MAD

CAUSE HE JUST GOT SERVED

Were you being serious there or not?

Is anyone in that thread actually being serious? Are they really getting wound up?

They accused me of being too serious so I have spent the whole thread trolling. Is that not coming across somehow? That whole thread is tongue in cheek.

TALK ABOUT INSECURE

IM TROLLING YOU GUYS

CAN YOU GUYS TELL??

shh nana he doesnt no ur trolling in the troll forum

shhhhh

shhhh

shh


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

also i did not read that long post and i hope nobody else did oh ogd


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Onli-Wan Cahone Posted:

Come on people.

It’s like the bottom of the ninth now. You’ve been smacked around the park all game. Surely someone can step up and try to take it into extra innings… It’s starting to get tiresome now, it’s no fun shooting fish in a barrel.

You don’t want to salvage some collective dignity?

BARRELS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BASEBALL


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

manimal

Avatar: Blue Guitar
6

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

FAIL Posted:

tl;dr

SUM**** I JUST GOT RED TIDE, NEED MORE FAIL

manimal edited this message on 04/25/2008 1:40PM

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

gigerth Posted:

also i did not read that long post and i hope nobody else did oh ogd

i didn’t either….lol


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