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E-Peen(tm) Question for ET or any of the Crotch Zombie team that are still alive and/or Canadian.

Dr Jerome Hu-
nsaker

Avatar: 263954 2015-02-04 01:29:46 -0500
122

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

Don’t you miss those days when this site was a veritable mive hind of activity? When are no (or very little) ****s given about this site? I feel fwz is a good snapshot of when the internet was actually funny! So why not try and revitalize it now?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Nah

Dr Donald Me-
nzel

Avatar: 264437 2013-08-02 02:56:38 -0400
137

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Nah

No, don’t you mean “Now”?

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

This is like going into a museum and saying “can’t we bring the dinosaurs back to life?”

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Dr Donald Menzel Posted:

No, don’t you mean “Now”?

Nah

Gordon Gray

Avatar: 263695 2015-06-11 14:20:12 -0400
136

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Troll

i think i'm funny but the truth is i'm just a dip****

Catt although Posted:

This is like going into a museum and saying “can’t we bring the dinosaurs back to life?”

Nah, not at all. This is like remembering something fondly, and wanting to rekindle that feeling. Nothing like going to a museum and exclaiming nonsense…

Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

I’m imagining it would play out something like this. Actor has way too much hair though so suspend your disbelief.

icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
7

[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Sometimes you can never wash the old balls smell off of something no matter how hard you scrub.

Dr Donald Me-
nzel

Avatar: 264437 2013-08-02 02:56:38 -0400
137

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

icwutudidthar Posted:

Sometimes you can never wash the old balls smell off of something no matter how hard you scrub.

I’m p sure the “old ball” smell was written into the code by ET on purpose. The place wouldn’t be the same without it Log in to see images!

StarkJade

Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400
108

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

You can’t go home again.

Splodey

Avatar: 28401 2009-11-14 23:58:44 -0500
27

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

Liberal fabulous person ****poster

no

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Dr Jerome Hunsaker Posted:

actually funny!

see there’s the problem

you’re very special

Avid Fan

Avatar: 267098 2013-05-08 10:20:09 -0400
26

[De Trout Spinners]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Chuck Diesel Posted:

see there’s the problem

you’re very special

Say’s the sites resident div… Log in to see images!

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