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Debate ****, Marry, Kill
Poll: **** Marry Kill
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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Dishwasher, Washing Machine, Vacuum Cleaner.

Discuss.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I would kill the dishwasher because I don’t really need it, marry the washing machine because it’s nice always having clean clothes, and **** the vacuum cleaner because my male reproductive organ fits in it the best.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

**** the vacuum cleaner because my male reproductive organ fits in it the best.

HAHA MAYBE IF YOU USE THE CREVICE TOOL YOU ****ING PENCIL male reproductive organ fabulous person

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

HAHA MAYBE IF YOU USE THE CREVICE TOOL YOU ****ING PENCIL male reproductive organ fabulous person

No, I use the brush attachment because it tickles my balls. Maybe YOUR MOM could take a few notes.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

No, I use the brush attachment because it tickles my balls. Maybe YOUR MOM could take a few notes.

MY MOM IS DEAD

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

MY MOM IS DEAD

Oh, I am sorry for your lots

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I would kill the dishwasher because I don’t really need it, marry the washing machine because it’s nice always having clean clothes, and **** the vacuum cleaner because my male reproductive organ fits in it the best.

This is what I was thinking, although I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about guys getting their male reproductive organs stuck in vacuum cleaners. Actually I’ve heard horror stories about guys getting their male reproductive organs stuck in just about anything.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Oh, I am sorry for your lots

IT’S OKAY. IT HAS BEEN LONG ENOUGH NOW THAT THE STINGING PAIN IN MY HEART HAS MUFFLED TO A DULL ACHE.

Not_A_LeeHar-
veyOswald_Alt

Avatar: 275022 2015-06-13 02:48:49 -0400

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Good poll

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

Not_A_LeeHarveyOswald_Alt Posted:

Good poll

THAT”S WHAT SHE SAID

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Vacuum cleaner. For all three. First marry it(because I’m old fashioned and still believe in the art of wooing before carnal pleasures LOL). Then kill it because it looked at me funny. And then **** it. Don’t judge. A girl and her attachments, amirite?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

What if you taped a fleshlight to the top of the agitator in the washing machine where you’re supposed to put fabric softener? Would you **** it then?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

What if you taped a fleshlight to the top of the agitator in the washing machine where you’re supposed to put fabric softener? Would you **** it then?

You’re not really ****ing the washing machine at that point, are you?

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