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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Hey 3 people who still come here, after 10 years my crew and I finally got our pen and paper game ready for print and got a kickstarter up. So time to whore myself out for a dollar down at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/932667264/city-limits

I invite your mockery of the ****ty ad.

And of course Chammi, I invite your relief and possible swooning at the glorious resurrection of my beard. In time I hope to grow it long enough for 7 dreads around my chin decorated with different coloured beads.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Dunatis edited this message on 07/15/2014 12:34AM

Ambien Walrus

Avatar: 271171 2014-07-02 18:33:09 -0400

[Brainfreeze]

Level 1 Re-Re

You’re welcome.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Ambien Walrus Posted:

You’re welcome.

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If I remember this in the morning than it is probably important enough.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I probably won’t give anything since I’m pretty against kickstarter(through can appreciate when it actually works out), but good luck in reaching your funding!

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The fat bum Mexican is not amused!

After watching the entire video, I have many unanswered questions and none of them are about your game.

I would like to know whereupon your beard ends. I see indication that it wraps behind your ears but I cannot confirm this due to lack of evidence and this is wholly disappointing. I would like to know if your facial hair tapers itself off around the ear much like glbumes do or if the majestic, woolly face-brillo just ceases to exist right at the crest of your ear.

I would also like to know why you selected the stemware that you did. And why you opted for a plain, glazed doughnut.

I will base my decisions to fund you upon your answer as these are obviously the most important factors of your project.

Good luck.Log in to see images!

cro7ch-master

Avatar: 79059 Sat Nov 22 20:42:35 -0500 2008
70

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON

chammisan Posted:

After watching the entire video, I have many unanswered questions and none of them are about your game.

I would like to know whereupon your beard ends. I see indication that it wraps behind your ears but I cannot confirm this due to lack of evidence and this is wholly disappointing. I would like to know if your facial hair tapers itself off around the ear much like glbumes do or if the majestic, woolly face-brillo just ceases to exist right at the crest of your ear.

I would also like to know why you selected the stemware that you did. And why you opted for a plain, glazed doughnut.

I will base my decisions to fund you upon your answer as these are obviously the most important factors of your project.

Good luck.Log in to see images!

The beard does indeed taper off much along my glbumes line, mostly due to an inability to shave that area well enough. The last time I had removed that hair properly it came with a fair bit of skin and I was unaware of it until I tried to take off my glbumes which had dried to the side of my head with the blood.

You will likely be pleased to know that the plan is to only shave my neck and head while allowing the woolly beard to grow to it’s fullest, at which point it will be braided in 7 spots with colored beads thrown in for funsies.

The stemware was chosen by Cat who was lacking wine glbumes of any sort for our attempt at fanciness but who also didn’t want to pay a whole heck of a lot. Ideally a short stemmed bourbon glbum would have been used but we are cheap.

Plain glazed was the only doughnut I would have cared for at the 7-11 we got it at other than chocolate dipped, and I was simply not in the mood for a dipped chocolate doughnut.

I hope that this answers your questions satisfactorily and that you can now rest well with the newfound knowledge. That or lay awake at night dreaming of the beard to be.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The fat bum Mexican is not amused!

cro7ch-master Posted:

You will likely be pleased to know that the plan is to only shave my neck and head while allowing the woolly beard to grow to it’s fullest, at which point it will be braided in 7 spots with colored beads thrown in for funsies.

I am most certainly not pleased by this news as I can only picture you looking like a Canadian-reggae version of Cpt. Lou Albano but with beads in lieu of the hair tie and both are equally gnarly.

*shudder*

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
115

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

chammisan Posted:

I am most certainly not pleased by this news as I can only picture you looking like a Canadian-reggae version of Cpt. Lou Albano but with beads in lieu of the hair tie and both are equally gnarly.

*shudder*

Did you know he wasn’t a real captain?

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/06/24/cereal-liars-capn-crunch-and-9-other-fake-military-titles/photo/lou-albano-1933-2009-2/

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The fat bum Mexican is not amused!

I most certainly did not. But that list was wholly disappointing. I don’t think I’ll ever be the same after finding out that Captain Kangaroo was not a real captain either.

MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE. Log in to see images!

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

DOES THE KICKSTAMMER VIDEO FEATURE THE HUGE HORSEmale reproductive organ DILDO? THIS IS IMPORTANT

cro7ch-master

Avatar: 79059 Sat Nov 22 20:42:35 -0500 2008
70

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON

Johnald The Robot Posted:

DOES THE KICKSTAMMER VIDEO FEATURE THE HUGE HORSEmale reproductive organ DILDO? THIS IS IMPORTANT

It has to be family friendly unfortunately…

I could get some pics of it for you though if you’d like.

Mistress Mis-
ery

Avatar: 48681 2011-07-31 02:41:12 -0400
52

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

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Catt although Posted:

Did you know he wasn’t a real captain?

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/06/24/cereal-liars-capn-crunch-and-9-other-fake-military-titles/photo/lou-albano-1933-2009-2/

His most feared move was the dreaded “Rear Admiral”. Not in wrestling, in real life.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Dunatis Posted:

Hey 3 people who still come here, after 10 years my crew and I finally got our pen and paper game ready for print and got a kickstarter up. So time to whore myself out for a dollar down at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/932667264/city-limits

I invite your mockery of the ****ty ad.

And of course Chammi, I invite your relief and possible swooning at the glorious resurrection of my beard. In time I hope to grow it long enough for 7 dreads around my chin decorated with different coloured beads.

Dunatis, frankly I am shocked by this whole gambit. As the internet chum of yours who has easily the most disposable income to give to shady Kickstarter campaigns and a track record to prove it, you should be whoring yourself out to me rather than Chammi.

I patiently await some quality pandering.

Dr Donald Me-
nzel

Avatar: 264437 2013-08-02 02:56:38 -0400
106

[Majestic 12]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Did someone say ‘horsemale reproductive organ’...?

Family friendly with horsemale reproductive organ please.

Ingenue

Avatar: 253099 2011-06-08 21:56:09 -0400

[Brainfreeze]

Level 12 Re-Re

Malaise Posted:

Dunatis, frankly I am shocked by this whole gambit. As the internet chum of yours who has easily the most disposable income to give to shady Kickstarter campaigns and a track record to prove it, you should be whoring yourself out to me rather than Chammi.

I patiently await some quality pandering.

Ah, but he knows how much I adore facial hair and therefore, thought he’d win over my heart and then my pocketbook.

cro7ch-master

Avatar: 79059 Sat Nov 22 20:42:35 -0500 2008
70

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON

Ingenue Posted:

Ah, but he knows how much I adore facial hair and therefore, thought he’d win over my heart and then my pocketbook.

Honestly I expected not a dime from you guys, but I was hoping for your heart to be a flutter for the beard. In the end I expect the kickstarter to fail but I don’t want it to be because I didn’t try.

For you though Mal I will post whatever dumbbum videos we make until you throw money at me to stop?

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The fat bum Mexican is not amused!

And with that kind of an attitude, fail it shall. Log in to see images!

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