Hello. I’m Moonshadow Dark. I’m a shy, sensitive guy from some podunk town full of conformist bumholes and ****ty she-whores. I’m 3,756 years old in Vampire years. My hobbies include sitting in corners with my hoodie up so I don’t have to see the sunlight that burns upon my bleak existence, chewing my fingernails until they bleed so it looks like I just crawled out of my fresh, deep grave and playing Angry Birds on my cell phone because nobody ever calls me because friends are pointless and stupid. My life is an endless pit of disappointed dreams and unsatisfied hopes. My family totally doesn’t get me. My father drinks on special occasions and never beats me, but he totally could if he wanted to. My mother is a neglectful idiot. One time I ask her to pack me a go-gurt for lunch, but she just gave me a regular yogurt. She’s totes evil to me. Even my little sister doesn’t understand my pain. But she has a great collection of mascara, so I totally let her slide. We have a dog named Sunny, but only because my bumhole parents rejected my name, Evanesence McBloodonTheDanceFloor. So unfair. I’ve read all the Twilight books and own the movie on pirated VHS, because Blu Ray is too conforming to everyone else’s standards. I am pansexual, but not like it matters because no one will ever love me because my soul is all dark and junk. I’m so tortured.

That’s all for now. I have to go and practice my suicide notes and go brood for a few hours. Leave me a message if you like. Not that I care. Or you, for that matter. You don’t care. I bet you didn’t even read the thread, did you? You conformist bumhole **** whorepreppy jock sunshine Mchappy-go-****. I hate you. Don’t leave me a reply. You should totally leave a reply.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you again.

I hate myself.

I once made out with the family dog because it’s the only creature that showed me any sort of physical love.

**** you.

-MoonshadowDark

heheheh

Like, maybe other people are in their own little worlds, because the world doesn’t always revolve around you? Because it’s mostly revolving around me? And like, don’t kill yourself, a good friend of mine died, because some ugly guys from school totally got mad that she wouldn’t sleep with them? Like, they totally released her nude pictures to the entire junior clbum, how lame is that? Girls gotta flash their tops sometime for those Vulgari Pretentious!

Bacchus Posted:

Now that’s some good trolling, your score nearly made me read that ****. I scrolled back up to give it a shot and then realized “OH **** sdgfish just got my bum!”

Grade inflation brah. A C+ now would barely be a D a few years ago. And at least I didn’t catfish you.

Inconnu Posted:

The funniest thing about this thread is not some newbie nobody, who’s omgimadvancedroleplayinginthisthread (which is noteworthy too, of course).

The funniest thing is that for some completely mysterious reason there are still people in 2013 who consider “emo” a valid archetype.

Or even a valid word for that matter.

Yay, I got a mention! Log in to see images!

MoonshadowDark Posted:

I love you…[want to] [f]uck you.

-MoonshadowDark

Sure! Only if you give EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD 200 BP!!!!!

MoonshadowDark Posted:

Hello. I’m Moonshadow Dark. I’m a shy, sensitive guy from some podunk town full of conformist bumholes and ****ty she-whores. I’m 3,756 years old in Vampire years. My hobbies include sitting in corners with my hoodie up so I don’t have to see the sunlight that burns upon my bleak existence, chewing my fingernails until they bleed so it looks like I just crawled out of my fresh, deep grave and playing Angry Birds on my cell phone because nobody ever calls me because friends are pointless and stupid. My life is an endless pit of disappointed dreams and unsatisfied hopes. My family totally doesn’t get me. My father drinks on special occasions and never beats me, but he totally could if he wanted to. My mother is a neglectful idiot. One time I ask her to pack me a go-gurt for lunch, but she just gave me a regular yogurt. She’s totes evil to me. Even my little sister doesn’t understand my pain. But she has a great collection of mascara, so I totally let her slide. We have a dog named Sunny, but only because my bumhole parents rejected my name, Evanesence McBloodonTheDanceFloor. So unfair. I’ve read all the Twilight books and own the movie on pirated VHS, because Blu Ray is too conforming to everyone else’s standards. I am pansexual, but not like it matters because no one will ever love me because my soul is all dark and junk. I’m so tortured.

That’s all for now. I have to go and practice my suicide notes and go brood for a few hours. Leave me a message if you like. Not that I care. Or you, for that matter. You don’t care. I bet you didn’t even read the thread, did you? You conformist bumhole **** whorepreppy jock sunshine Mchappy-go-****. I hate you. Don’t leave me a reply. You should totally leave a reply.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you again.

I hate myself.

I once made out with the family dog because it’s the only creature that showed me any sort of physical love.

**** you.

-MoonshadowDark

emo advanced roleplay in the year two thousand and thirteen

goatse or something im very into trolling on the internet these days its a super important deal

Cool! You’re a Vampire! I’m a Emo Neko Girl.