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Whores I needs me a good porn actor name for 100+ BP

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Please, at least keep your sexy sexyman beard.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Bacchus Posted:

You don’t wax your balls?

Hells no! I shave those twice a week like a proper gentleman!

They offer men’s Brazilian waxing but like hell am I putting up with that ****e. Too costly when I could just shave the suckers while I shave my head and other shaveable parts >_>

And as for Chammi, I just got waxed yesterday so I should be clean for at least a couple of weeks Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

chammisan Posted:

Please, at least keep your sexy sexyman beard.

Log in to see images!

Got rid of it a while ago when I started shaving my head. Sorry Log in to see images!

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Dunatis Posted:

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Got rid of it a while ago when I started shaving my head. Sorry Log in to see images!

A little piece of me just died. Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

chammisan Posted:

A little piece of me just died. Log in to see images!

Even my ex, who at the time had threatened to leave me were I ever to shave my facial hair off again, liked it. Maybe it’s not as bad as you think?

But is there anything I can do to help? With the funeral arrangements or something?

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Send it to me. In a little black box.

Here lies the beard.

May she rest in peace.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

chammisan Posted:

Send it to me. In a little black box.

Here lies the beard.

May she rest in peace.

Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

What’s that **** on your face?

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Wow, that beard is like gay Osama Bin Laden.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­did i win this yet

Jesus

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Celerysteve Posted:

What’s that **** on your face?

When you have enough of the male sex hormone (testosterone), sometimes hair grows where there normally isn’t any such as on the face. This normally happens after puberty or menopause in some women, but don’t worry if you can’t grow your own yet. It may happen someday! Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Dunatis Posted:

When you have enough of the male sex hormone (testosterone), sometimes hair grows where there normally isn’t any such as on the face. This normally happens after puberty or menopause in some women, but don’t worry if you can’t grow your own yet. It may happen someday! Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Dunatis Posted:

When you have enough of the male sex hormone (testosterone), sometimes hair grows where there normally isn’t any such as on the face. This normally happens after puberty or menopause in some women, but don’t worry if you can’t grow your own yet. It may happen someday! Log in to see images!

If they are going to **** on your face you should ask for more than $100. I mean **** you try to give a guy some advice and uh oh that time of the month must be that menopause **** or maybe just bloody bum meat for all I know. Also hey my name is Chuck Diesel and I’m dumb.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­ahahah so now we know steve calls sex lines because hes a desperate 12 year old boy who cant grow facial hair

You ****ing fabulous person you put your shirt on where your pantys go cuz u dont know how to dress youself hey I know lets make very special builds that are level 50 and still at doggs stockade cuz you fail at life.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Celerysteve Posted:

You ****ing fabulous person you put your shirt on where your pantys go cuz u dont know how to dress youself hey I know lets make very special builds that are level 50 and still at doggs stockade cuz you fail at life.

­lol last time i checked bro being desperate enough to pay for phone sex is failing at life but i guess youve got those bases covered

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

BALLSACKS THIS WHOLE THREAD

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Dunatis Posted:

Log in to see images!

You sir, are amazing.

I hereby request that this contest be changed. Your beard should do porn. **** yessss.

Log in to see images! chammisan edited this message on 09/17/2011 7:22PM

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Johnald The Robot Posted:

BALLSACKS THIS WHOLE THREAD

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From chinasportinggoods.com, this is apparently what Chinese ballsacks look like

scullybot

Avatar: 61450 Fri Dec 19 02:16:13 -0500 2008
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Ted Washington.

A tribute to Ted Lange as Isaac, your bartender.

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