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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO STOMP YOUR SCHLONG SO THAT I CAN HELP THE CRASH SURVIVORS OF OCEANIC FLIGHT 815.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO FRENCH KISS YOUR 500 THREAD COUNT EGYPTIAN COTTON SHEETS TO SINGLE HANDEDLY CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO LUBRICATE YOUR HANDGUNS TO SAVE THE LIVES OF 428 STRANGERS.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO VIDEOTAPE SEXUAL ACTS BEING PERFORMED ON YOUR HERPES SORES DURING MY POLITICAL CAMPAIGN FOR CITY COUNCIL.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO USE MY BROADSWORD TO CUT YOUR YACHT TO DISTRACT THE WEREWOLF WHO IS HUNTING ME.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO FEED A GOAT YOUR NUTSACK AS I SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR SURVIVING THE MOST SHARK BITES.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO STOMP YOUR HAMBONE TO DISTRACT THE WEREWOLF WHO IS HUNTING ME.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO SNEAK INTO THE BACKGROUND OF A LIVE TV SHOT FOR THE LOCAL NEWS AND SHOW THEM PICTURES OF YOUR WIFE AS A WAY TO PROTEST GLOBAL WARMING.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO CHOMP YOUR TWAT TO DISTRACT THE WEREWOLF WHO IS HUNTING ME.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO PUT MY male reproductive organ INTO YOUR NUTSACK BEFORE I DIE.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO BEAT UP YOUR GAY PORN DVD COLLECTION TO RESURRECT ADOLF HITLER.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GET IN A VERY LOUD ARGUMENT WITH YOUR HUSBAND TO SINGLE HANDEDLY CAUSE AN EARTHQUAKE.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO FORCE A SLAVE TO TOUCH YOUR 401K WHILE WRESTLING A LIVE BEAR.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO PAY $30 TO LEGALLY OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOUR IPOD AT A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL HALF TIME SHOW.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO SPEND MONTHS GOING THROUGH LEGAL PROCESSES TO ADOPT YOUR HANDGUNS WHILE HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO PUT IN DENTURES AND BITE YOUR WOODY WHILE HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO SELL BOOTLEG DVDS TO YOUR HAMBONE WHILE WRESTLING A LIVE BEAR.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO VOMIT ON YOUR SCROTUM AS A WAY TO PROTEST GLOBAL WARMING.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO SNUGGLE YOUR WIFE’S VIBRATOR TO PROVE MY LOVE TO A YOUNG JEWISH BOY.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO DISNEYWORLD WITH YOUR DNA EVIDENCE TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND STOP THE 9/11 HIJACKERS.


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