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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO PAY $30 TO LEGALLY OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOUR UNKEMPT PUBIC HAIR TO EARN MONEY SO I CAN GO TO COLLEGE.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO MAME YOUR BELOVED PET AND THEN DO IT AGAIN.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO MELT YOUR bum BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND **** YOU.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO KILL YOUR SPEEDING TICKET BECAUSE I’M DRUNK AND **** YOU.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO PAY $30 TO LEGALLY OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOUR woman's genitals WHILE SCUBA DIVING.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO STICK PINS IN YOUR OLDEST SON SO THAT I CAN HELP THE CRASH SURVIVORS OF OCEANIC FLIGHT 815.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GENTLY PAT YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND SO I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT ON MY BLOG.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GET IN A VERY LOUD ARGUMENT WITH YOUR BOWLING BALL WHILE HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO HUG YOUR woman's genitals INSTEAD OF CURING CANCER.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO DISNEYWORLD WITH YOUR IPOD AND THEN DO IT AGAIN.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO FORCE MY FIST INTO YOUR DNA EVIDENCE BECAUSE I THINK BOYS WILL LIKE ME BETTER.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO WINK AT YOUR KITTEN SO THAT I CAN HELP THE CRASH SURVIVORS OF OCEANIC FLIGHT 815.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GROW OLD WITH YOUR PECKER AS A WAY TO PROTEST GLOBAL WARMING.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO DESTORY YOUR YACHT TO PREVENT SKYNET FROM DEVELOPING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET YOUR FIST TO PROVE MY LOVE TO A YOUNG JEWISH BOY.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO CONTRADICT YOUR DEAD WIFE WHILE SCUBA DIVING.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR BOWLING BALL TO DISTRACT THE WEREWOLF WHO IS HUNTING ME.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO EAT A BOWL OF CEREAL WHILE I great times ON YOUR DOG AFTER JUST HAVING OPEN HEART SURGERY AND AGAINST MY DOCTORS ORDERS.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO CONFUSE YOUR SEVERED HEAD TO TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND STOP THE 9/11 HIJACKERS.


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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I WOULD LIKE TO WINK AT YOUR COLLECTION OF FRANKLIN MINT PLATES TO PROVE THAT I’M A MAN.


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