This thread needs more drunk Raffle.

I never said I didn’t love you. Drunk Raffle is just particularly amusing, that’s all.

I already love you, Bacchus. Except for posting all that really ****ty porn. You should stop that.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

i laughed pretty hard at this because you actually spent money on this ****ing game just so you could say you “trolled someone hard”

Alt had been sitting around gathering dust for forever bro. I spent $5 and it was way back even before that. Can you fathom people have given me over $100 in BP & I have recieved idk, about 30-40 bucks on pay pal and tf2 for free. No, you probably can’t because nobody would give you anything. I’m level 35 and I “bought” episode three bro. I have no interest in playing it.

You see Chuck, you can’t really say **** to me. People love me. People love me and they ****ing hate you. The reason you don’t hear it is because of one reason: courage. Nobody has the courage. It take courage to stand up against the “me-too”-lowest-common-denominator-majority and say nope, sometimes you’re full of ****. People are ****ing sensitive. Words on the internet hurt the **** out of people, little things. D2N has really showed me that.

So the ones who speak up typically either share the (often flawed) opinion of the majority or they pretend too. And those that don’t keep it to themselves, but they are many, and most of them are the ****ing smart ones. And they appreciate my ****. I am their voice. Because I have the balls chuck. They love my balls & and you know what Chuck? Underneath the bull**** little mask you wear to preserve your feelings, you love them too. You love my balls Chuck, so put ‘em in your mouth and stop lying to me.

chuck is pretty fantastic.

steve is a piece of **** and waste of humanity.

Is this courage?

Celerysteve Posted:

You see Chuck, you can’t really say **** to me. People love me. People love me and they ****ing hate you. The reason you don’t hear it is because of one reason: courage. Nobody has the courage. It take courage to stand up against the “me-too”-lowest-common-denominator-majority and say nope, sometimes you’re full of ****. People are ****ing sensitive. Words on the internet hurt the **** out of people, little things. D2N has really showed me that.

So the ones who speak up typically either share the (often flawed) opinion of the majority or they pretend too. And those that don’t keep it to themselves, but they are many, and most of them are the ****ing smart ones. And they appreciate my ****. I am their voice. Because I have the balls chuck. They love my balls & and you know what Chuck? Underneath the bull**** little mask you wear to preserve your feelings, you love them too. You love my balls Chuck, so put ‘em in your mouth and stop lying to me.

so bro let me get this straight youre saying the reason i tell you youre not funny and youre a useless fabulous person is because i dont have the courage right yeah bro good job you really got me down now and im glad you learned how to talk to people from an online game that takes mad skill but really steve youre not funny and i dont care for you one bit but oh man you sure trolled me hard bro i so trolled

I am ok with both Celerysteve and Chuck Diesel but I’m not going anywhere near the testicles of either one