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Top 100 reasons Celerysteve is better than you
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As chosen by you, the community. Begin. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 9:15PM |
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1. Has a much smaller male reproductive organ than me, making him more adept at situations that require a small male reproductive organ. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 9:43PM |
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2. Makes terrible posts, which makes everyone else look good. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 9:45PM |
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3. Celerysteve has developed an immunity to HIV due to repeated exposure to the virus from having unprotected anal intercourse with hundreds of male partners sdgrbass09 edited this message on 03/10/2011 9:45PM |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 9:45PM |
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4. Good as a scapegoat in power point presentations. “Remember, kids, NOBODY wants to grow up to be a Celerysteve”. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 10:00PM |
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you are pretty good at sucking male reproductive organ, a skill in which i am unfortunately lacking. |
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| Posted On: 03/10/2011 10:44PM |
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6. Lives in a delusional dream world rather than having to face reality like sane people do. |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 1:41AM |
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7. Masochistic tendencies; is willing to spend considerable amounts of time getting PWNed in IDC for others’ amusement. |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 2:08AM |
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8: Celerysteve is smarter than I. |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 4:32AM |
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9. Has an enlarged bumhole because of taking in too much black male reproductive organ, so constipation is never a problem for him. |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 4:46AM |
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10. Graciously dies early in successful die2nite towns leaving the smart people to go about in peace. |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 11:16AM |
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Shutup CelerySteve |
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| Posted On: 03/11/2011 12:05PM |
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Potential Full of Won material on our hands. Just 90 more to go! |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2011 8:34AM |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2011 11:51AM |
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12.steve is the best at trolling us all. |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2011 11:59AM |
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13. Has a sex life described as so frigid that Japan sent an official request for CS to cool down Fukushima 1’s reactor core. |
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| Posted On: 03/12/2011 12:34PM |
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14. Hes lasted 2.5 years on this site without being murdered or losing any more sanity than he had to begin with. |
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| Posted On: 03/13/2011 5:55AM |
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Plato Shrimp Posted:14.1. it’s like super easy to not get murdered when you don’t leave the house |
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| Posted On: 03/13/2011 12:33PM |
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Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted: 15. His ability to not leave the house surpbumes that of the average forumwarz player, as well as most WoW players.
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| Posted On: 03/13/2011 12:37PM |
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69. he got you guys to make an ordered list about himself |
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| Posted On: 03/13/2011 4:52PM |
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