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my fiance and i broke up today, and i love her so much and would do anything for her but the whole thing is just not gonna work and now i’m all depressed in a way that i haven’t been since i broke up with my first long term girlfriend and i remember that i didn’t feel better till i had sex with another woman and left her but i have like no game now and i am only of below average attractiveness and have little courage and i am shy to a fault so idk how i will sleep with anyone that is at least as attractive as i am on the female scale or even get another girl to put up with me for an extended period of time but the first one is more important so yeah that’s the problem i guess but i miss her and want to have her but she doesn’t want me so i guess i shouldn’t waste my time because i’m not that smooth of a talker so i’ll settle for being sad but pretending i’m not with my little friend (and by that i mean my male reproductive organ is probably just below average because i never measured it but it doesn’t look like anything to brag about to me) inside some random girl that won’t remember my name in the morning but i will know hers because i’m that kind of guy and thinking about it i might as well buy a fleshlight because that’s the only thing that i’d have a reasonable chance at but whatever
tl;dr any decent girl in the chicago area want to sleep with a newly single young man with no strings attached (unless you want strings attached but that depends on how the night goes but i’m fine without them because i’m still a dude i think)
oh yeah almost forgot i’m not that great in bed either so if you are interested don’t expect too much please |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 1:59AM |
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ITT: Proof that I am wildly psychic! Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 5:09AM |
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i don’t know anything about relationships or this thing you people call love, but i’m kinda sad that i won’t be seeing the sexy spanish guy i banged for a few weeks during my backpacking anymore, you know, because he’s in spain and all, so i guess i kinda sorta feel like you do. not really but this sucks too, i swear. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 10:13AM |
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Bandaney Posted:
come to the usa and we can smother our sorrows in bedsheets |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 11:05AM |
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scully Posted:
yep |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 11:05AM |
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post pics you young newly single guyLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 11:41AM |
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Mister Pugs Posted:
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 4:04PM |
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you’re not spanish or sexy bacus sorry. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 5:07PM |
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Bandaney Posted:
Salvadoran and dead sexy! Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 5:08PM |
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pics needed. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 5:16PM |
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I asked you first. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 5:56PM |
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bandys avatar is one of those things i would like to do to her and i dont mind telling her even if it is creepy. sdgrbbum09 Posted: |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 6:20PM |
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bobdisgea Posted:
Why would you want to make obscene gestures to Bandanay? |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 6:55PM |
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So, reading through your post, my thoughts are that alcohol will probably solve most of your issues. It worked well for me! It makes you smoother to talk to, more attractive and I’m pretty sure will make your male reproductive organ bigger somewhat, although it might not be functioning anymore. Also you’ll smell less disgusting, despite what the people in the library keep telling me.
At least you have a home I guess.
Also prostitutes are cheaper than dates. |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 8:33PM |
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Posting for two reasons: 1. Pugs, I am sincerely sorry, because that really sucks. But I’m sure if anyone can pick up chicks off ForumWarz, it’s probably you. 2. Bandy, I Log in to see images! Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 03/01/2011 10:06PM Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 10:05PM |
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Joseph of Suburbia Posted: Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/01/2011 10:30PM |
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