So on one of my many pcp binges, I was laying around in the gutter begging for food when somehow I guess magically I was transported to some terrorist country or something. Then I noticed that I was almots completely sobered up and needed money, but I didn’t want to beg terrorists for money, so I didn’t know what to do until some brown dude saw that I was old and white and beat up and I guess thought I should be in a movie or somehting, I don’t know.

I thought I was India at first, but then people were all angry and **** started exploding everywhere which I hear is how you can tell it’s a terrorist country so I guess I was with terrorists.

Anyway, this was years ago, and today I just saw a clip of my movie on the internet. I guess you can’t really see me, but I was trying to bathe in that water hole where the horses fell, and they got me all dirty again. If you know what I mean.

So now I’m at the library and people are looking at me funny for watching this terrorist movie because I think they all think I’m brown enough to hate america so I think I’ll bathe in the sink for a while. I guess the moral of this story is to not take drugs when you’re about to get abducted by terrorists or something.

Oh like none of you have ever tripped balls and thought you were a democratic republic before.

****ers.

what

i typed a snarky reply but then i realized that bacchus is just acting out because nobody here really reached out to him. hows it going there bacchus?

PCP Posted:

Well, hell.