Jubbles Posted:

First half is wrong, second half open to interpretation. There is historical evidence that Jesus existed, whether or not one believes in divine origin. Log in to see images!

There’s also evidence that the whole thing would make more sense as an extended parable; various inconsistencies between the story and known facts, some of the earliest christian writings talking about jesus as a purely divine figure (not as a guy who was strolling around Terra Firma shortly before), a lot of the important places in the story showing no signs of having been settled at the time in question…

But it was 2000+ years ago, the only honest answer is “who ****ing knows?”. Dude could have been some wandering rabbi type, or a composite of several people, or an imaginary figure for fun and profit.

What kind of disappointment did anyone else get?

Fortunato Posted:

hands up anyone who masturbated yesterday

viscera Posted:

My Christian friend that celebrates Christmas gave me a dozen gnomes. Thoughtful of her I suppose, but now I have about 18 more hours to name them before they get ****ed and start their nameless gnome shenanigans. So I have to come up with 12 names, I’m disappointed.

Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Thaddeus, Simon, and Judas?

Aradia Megido

Tavros Nitram

Sollux Captor

Karkat Vantas

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Terezi Pyrope

Vriska Serket

Equius Zahhak

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

It’s “Republic Dominican” in the lyrics. And then “Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too”.

Animaniacs = epic win of all wins.

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let them work out who is who.