If you had sex with a vampire...

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I’m a vamp… of sorts… so does this mean I could get laid? jk… I promise lots of bites, nibbles, and good orgasms though ( no one has been disappointed so far)

no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Posted On: 04/09/2008 3:57PM

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Biff Weasley

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bumhead

Kewi knows his necrophilia! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:00PM

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SuicideBunny

4.52"

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

keWANGji Posted:

VAMPIRES ARE IN THE SAME STATE OF DEATH AS ZOMBIES ARE

to the nerdtroll-mobile!

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:01PM

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Neurotic Nin-
ja

4.07"

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

FYI, if you’d like to read good vamp fiction try Laurel K Hamilton… or Maggie Shayne

no one can make you feel inferior without your consent, therefore, you must consent

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:04PM

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crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

6.97"

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

Damn straight it’s a serious thread.

Oh, and Anne Rice is a ****ed up ****. Doesn’t that one whiny emo vampire that’s not Lestat contemplate having sex with that baby vampire he made at that one point in that one book she wrote?

I stopped reading after that.

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There is a medical condition in which girls never really hit puberty, but the law says you’re still allowed to @**** them when they turn <age of consent>.Log in to see images!

Last night I dreamed I was eating an enormous sausage. When I woke up, my male reproductive organ was missing.

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:09PM

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Azzedar

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Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Neurotic Ninja Posted:

FYI, if you’d like to read good vamp fiction

PHWEEEEEEEET!!

Flag on the play!

Oxymoron!

10 yard penalty and repeat the down!

**** you, you ****ing uppity ****! I’ll **** you and your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your ****ing mothers! You’re gonna DIE ****!!!

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:09PM

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crotchbiter_-
the_flaccid

6.97"

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

NawtyFish Posted:

Would it be considered necrophilia?
O_o

I think the real question you have to answer is: What’s wrong with necrophilia?

The dead never say no!

Last night I dreamed I was eating an enormous sausage. When I woke up, my male reproductive organ was missing.

Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:12PM

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keWANGji

5.26"

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

SuicideBunny Posted:

to the nerdtroll-mobile!

Get back down on your knees, ho’.

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Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:23PM

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Balloon

17.36"

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

The problem you have is, you’re confusing the word dead and undead. Necro comes from the greek νεκρός. The undead were dead at one time. So that means sex with an undead zombie isn’t necrophilia either. But who would want to?

Regardless I’d so do a vampire. Lesbian vampires… very hot.

bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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Posted On: 04/09/2008 4:46PM

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