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Share your most memorable dead baby jokes here. I’ll start this off.
Q. How many dead babies does it take to paint a barn? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... ........ ......... .......... A. That depends on how hard you throw them. “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9 |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 4:23AM |
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HAHAHA OH MAN. DEAD BABY JOKES ARE HILARIOUS Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 4:25AM |
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LIKE YOUR MOM (SEE WHAT I DID THERE? I USED ONE OF THE STOCK/****TY/UNFUNNY TROLL JOKES) Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 4:27AM |
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COS Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 4:28AM |
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What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 4:38AM |
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What’s 12” long and makes women scream all night long? MY male reproductive organ, ****ERS. j/k j/k dawg, the punch line is CRIB DEATH. p funny huh? |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 8:08AM |
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Why did the dead baby make a ****ty thread on forumwarz
Because he remembered that none of his jokes are funny Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/22/2010 8:43AM |
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Q. What’s fourteen inches long and crawls up a woman’s leg? A. A homesick abortion. “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9 |
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| Posted On: 10/24/2010 6:08AM |
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Log in to see images! Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 10/24/2010 6:44AM Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 10/24/2010 6:44AM |
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What’s the difference between a garbage bag full of dead babies and a Maserati?
I don’t have a Maserati in my garage What’s the difference between a sandwich and a dead baby? I don’t have sex with sandwiches before I eat them Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/24/2010 2:13PM |
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Here is the best dead baby joke I ever did see:
Log in to see images! “And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they seek their lives, shall straiten them.”- Jeremiah, 19:9 |
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| Posted On: 10/27/2010 11:40PM |
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Albert Fish Posted: I lol’d |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 12:37AM |
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Albert Fish Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 5:19AM |
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AIDS woman's genitals
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Albert Fish Posted: I9t lookds lik a afrog
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 6:18AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 12:27PM |
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Johnald The Robot Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 12:29PM |
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This forum is gonna be defaced in 20 min. |
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| Posted On: 10/28/2010 9:41PM |
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What's grosser than 10 dead babies in one garbage can? One dead baby in 10 garbage cans. What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees. What do you get when you nail a dead baby to a wall? I don't know about you, but I get an erection. What's grosser than gross? A lorry full of babies! What's grosser than a lorry full of babies? Unloading it with a pitch fork! whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork whats worse than a pile of dead babies? one live one in the middle trying to eat its way out whats worse than that? it goes back for seconds What happened to the baby in the microwave? I dunno, too busy masturbating... How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them... What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? You can't **** a rock What's red and sits on the corner twitching? Baby chewing a razor blade! How do you get a dead baby into a blender? push hard How do you get it out? TORTILLA CHIPS What's green sits on the corner ? Same baby 2 weeks later! whats the difference between a pie and a dead baby? I don't **** the pie before I eat it What's blue and sits on the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with slashed baby. What's the difference between a barrel of dead babies and a sports car? I don't have a sports car in my garage. What do you call 15 dead babies at the bottom of a lake? A good start. Whats the difference between a baby and an oven? The oven doesnt scream when I stick my meat in it... What did Michael J. Fox's baby say to the reporter? Nothing. Because of Shaken Baby Syndrome. How do you save a suffocating baby? Get your foot off its chest. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob Whats the difference between a baby and a steak I don't great times on the steak before I eat it. What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. whats more fun than spinning a dead baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel! How do you stop a baby falling through a manhole? Put a javelin through its head. What's more fun than nailing a baby to a fence? Ripping him off again. |
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| Posted On: 11/01/2010 6:31AM |
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Oh, I have a good one. True story too.
This lady went to an abortion clinic for a 3rd trimester abortion. They knocked her out and started cutting up the baby and pulling it out in pieces like they do. Anyway, the doctor perforated her uterus during the procedure and pulled her bowels out through her woman's genitals. Funny, huh? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2010 2:35AM |
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| Posted On: 11/22/2010 2:45AM |
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