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Zre__cheater-
Char

Avatar: Urine Puddle

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Has anyone gotten the Mona Lisa? Has it ever appeared in the ppwn shoppe?

I tried it with cheater character.

Yo Mamma does about 109 points of damage.

Insult about 59.

Now about repairing. For some strange reason, it is hurted just like Obsolete Computer.

Obsolete Computer  Condition: 84% - Very Good 	1 	Fix it!
Defaced Mona Lisa  Condition: 84% - Very Good	7,700 	Fix it!

And is achived after attacking these forum:

 Pwned PWNED the Forum: Denture Chat  9:46AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: MemeBusters 9:26AM
Up Character is now Level 10 9:11AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: MemeBusters 9:09AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: Paranoid Panorama 9:07AM
Up Character is now Level 9 9:07AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: MemeBusters 9:05AM
Up Character is now Level 8 9:04AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: MemeBusters 9:03AM
Up Character is now Level 7 9:00AM
Pwned PWNED the Forum: MemeBusters 9:00AM
Up Character is now Level 6 8:59AM
Up Character is now Level 5 8:59AM
Up Character is now Level 4 8:59AM
Up Character is now Level 3 8:59AM 

Probably now I’ll try to break mona lisa and see how easy forums can be pwned with penaltied ego and broken painting.

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Thanks Zre, that was the most convincing post to not be a troll I have heard. I am convinced.

I thought after getting the defaced mona lisa, pretty much all of the troll problems would be gone. Since it has outrageously high upkeep costs, it doesn’t seem worth it.

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Sancdar Posted:

I’m rooting for pluvius, Paraone, or maybe BGIB here. They might be able to grind up enough   for a DML and show everyone else what a speedrunning troll can really do.

That’s what I am going to work on soon… but it will take a looooooong time, considering the most flezz I can earn is probably about 1,100-1,200 a day or so.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Paraone Posted:

That’s what I am going to work on soon… but it will take a looooooong time, considering the most flezz I can earn is probably about 1,100-1,200 a day or so.

That’s really weird, farming Wiccapedia nets me around 3k flezz a day, after repairs, without using consumables (Geek Chick at rollover, 3 Luck).

Gonna go and farm that ****, yo.

Paraone

Avatar: Paraone's Avatar
7

[egg]

Level 10 Troll

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.

Healbot Posted:

That’s really weird, farming Wiccapedia nets me around 3k flezz a day, after repairs, without using consumables (Geek Chick at rollover, 3 Luck).

Gonna go and farm that ****, yo.

I haven’t ever tried that one, maybe I will go that route.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Healbot Posted:

That’s really weird, farming Wiccapedia nets me around 3k flezz a day

Dude, shut up!

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Zre__cheater-
Char

Avatar: Urine Puddle

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

New discovery i made that was not in spolierpedia:

if you don’t repair DML(as well as any item, I suppose) then after entering other battles penalty will increase.

So when I entered a battle first time with broken DML, my penalty was 20%

next time I entered a battly my penalty was 40%

then 80%

then 90% and it does not increase further

with fragality 2 i must pay 50.000 flezz to repair DML from 0% condition.

So DML completely sucks.

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Zre__cheaterChar Posted:

New discovery i made that was not in spolierpedia:

if you don’t repair DML(as well as any item, I suppose) then after entering other battles penalty will increase.

So when I entered a battle first time with broken DML, my penalty was 20%

next time I entered a battly my penalty was 40%

then 80%

then 90% and it does not increase further

I thought everyone already knew that.

with fragality 2 i must pay 50.000 flezz to repair DML from 0% condition.

Frugality doesn’t affect repair price. Nothing does.

So DML completely sucks.

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Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Upkeep effects repair price. Thats what the stat is for.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Spoilermedia Posted:

Make your crappy equipment just a little less crappier, because with this your **** wont break down as often, savvy? A few points of Upkeep and you won’t be running back to Bruce Bear after every battle.

IE it makes your **** break down less, not affect repair cost?

seanpg71

Avatar: Blood Cells
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Bigguyinblack Posted:

Upkeep effects repair price. Thats what the stat is for.

Sorta. Your upkeep does not have any effect on how much it costs to repair x amount of damage to your items. It does however affect how much damage your stuff takes meaning that may have to effect repairs upon your items more or less often.

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

seanpg71 Posted:

Sorta. Your upkeep does not have any effect on how much it costs to repair x amount of damage to your items. It does however affect how much damage your stuff takes meaning that may have to effect repairs upon your items more or less often.

Yeah, exactly. But the subject here was how much it actually cost to repair the mona lisa.

Sonpansatan

Avatar: Sonpansatan's Avatar
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I don’t think that just increasing damage would be a good way to solve this. I’d prefer that trolls get their own specific advantages that don’t just involve more damage. Hence, the following ideas:

Trolls love getting people angry and thrive on the suffering of others. Hence, let’s have the Troll gain some Ego each time he successfully damages his opponent with a Troll attack. This will give him more staying power and allow him to leverage the high Douchebaggary-recovery items to only have to heal occasionally while slowly and consistently damaging his opponents.

OR

Each attack also has a possibility to miss. Hence, one can no longer be sure that a thread will be one-shotted.

OR

Have a new Re-re attack which just taunts the enemies. The more you taunt, the more credit you get when the thread is pwned percentage based. Trolls have a higher defense, and would be able to taunt more and hence get more credit and flezz out of the thread.

Sonpansatan edited this message on 04/27/2008 6:00PM

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sonpansatan Posted:

I don’t think that just increasing damage would be a good way to solve this. I’d prefer that trolls get their own specific advantages that don’t just involve more damage. Hence, the following ideas:

Trolls love getting people angry and thrive on the suffering of others. Hence, let’s have the Troll gain some Ego each time he successfully damages his opponent with a Troll attack. This will give him more staying power and allow him to leverage the high Douchebaggary-recovery items to only have to heal occasionally while slowly and consistently damaging his opponents.

Best idea I’ve seen.

Vince Russo

Avatar: Vince Russo's Avatar
7

[WeChall]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I agree with the man and his great timesstache.

seanpg71

Avatar: Blood Cells
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Sonpansatan Posted:

...

Have a new Re-re attack which just taunts the enemies. The more you taunt, the more credit you get when the thread is pwned percentage based. Trolls have a higher defense, and would be able to taunt more and hence get more credit and flezz out of the thread.

This would easily give camwhores essentially infinite cred/flezz. Their restore skills are really cheap. If you made the taunt increase your cred by such a small amount as to not be worth it for camwhores, it would definately not be worth it for anyone else.

Edit: clarity and spelling

seanpg71 edited this message on 04/27/2008 7:03PM

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Vince Russo Posted:

I agree with the man and his great timesstache.

Semen is but one component. It’s really more of a crustache.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

seanpg71 Posted:

This would give camwhores essentially infinate cred/flezz.

How so? Or better question, which of the ideas? If the first idea, how would a troll buff (gaining Ego on a successful attack) do anything for Camwhores?

PS: It’s spelled “infinite”.

Thank you for the clarification, sean. It’s a good point.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/28/2008 11:33PM

Sancdar

Avatar: Sancdar's Avatar
35

[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

I think since he was talking about taunting, he probably meant the idea about the taunt.

If I Had My -
Way Id Have -
All Of You S-
hot

Avatar: If I Had My Way Id Have All Of You Shot's Avatar
5

[woman's genitals Cats]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I like the idea of trolls getting back a couple points of ego based on damage done. Won’t help much with speedruns which is what I thought this thread was about, but it fits with their theme. Don’t even need a special attack for it, just make it a troll-specific equipable item.

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