Ever since this morning my Internet hasn’t been working, I’ve called support and they’re “on it”... which means it’ll prolly take another few hours/days/weeks.

Since the only way I can get on the Internet right now is through my Neighbors unprotected wifi (which is unsuitable for gaming), I’d like some SERIOUS(!!!) Suggestions of things to do without internet during the week (o lawd!!). Log in to see images!

PS: no drinking, no drugs, etc.

PPS: and keep in mind that I live in Germany

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Do you have a television? Sit on your bum and watch it.

Or if you’ve got any offline games you haven’t finished/haven’t played in awhile, play those.

Alternative #3 would be to go outside and do stuff.

1. no television, there’s so much **** on there that i’ve stopped watching it & owning one

2. meh Log in to see images! if there aren’t better suggestions i might just do that, but in the long run i need something else to do

3. it’s raining :<

mterek Posted:

Masturbate?

already done, that gives me 30 mins something to do and then i’m back in the dilemma

better yet, cut off your finger and win 10bp in my contest so i dont have to buy bp then give them to ghax and mercs permabanned accounts

thew00 Posted:

do fake fingers also count?

and if no, what if i make it look convincing and you can’t tell the difference?

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/46352-contest-for-10-bp

thew00 Posted:

still didn’t answer my question, i’m not going to read 5 pages just to find out if this is tolerated or not

no and no

thew00 Posted:

still didn’t answer my question, i’m not going to read 5 pages just to find out if this is tolerated or not

no and no

You’ve already masturbated the old fashioned way.

Now try to milk your prostate through your bumhole. That’ll be good for another hour.

thew00 Posted:

wish to give me a hand?

After what happened to that Chinese hooker, the judge ruled that from now on I should keep my hands at least 3 feet away from other people’s naked bumholes.

man-man Posted:

You’ve got wifi to leech off of, just load, up some flash games.

Once you’ve downloaded them the first time you should be able to keep playing without needing to be connected, so long as you keep your computer running and your browser open (or indefinitely if you’re a leet enough hacksaw to download a .swf file)

Or you could do something resembling ‘having a life’, like going out into the world, meeting a nice girl, raising 8 beautiful children, living a long full life and dying happy. Wait? Internet’s back on in a few days/weeks? Screw that then, just play the flash games to fill the gap then resume whatever you were doing previously.

bumuming you have some real-life friends, make some plans with them… go to a place, do a thing, or just turn up at their house and leech off their internet until they tell you to **** off (if it’s better than your neighbours’ connection)

that’s what i did today, just leeched some inet from a friends house and downloaded some nostalgia games i used to play