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Poetry Contest for 10 bp

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

I would like you to post a video.

In this video you must be doing one thing, and that thing is severing one of your own fingers.

Choose whichever finger you like. Do it however you like. Saw. Hatchet. Knife. Whatever your tool of choice is.

You are allowed to be bumisted, be it with the help of another person, or with whatever painkillers or drugs you need.

You must prove to me that the video is indeed a video of you, and not just some other person severing their finger. Use a sign pic. Write your name on your severed finger. Just somehow prove its you, otherwise your entry will not be accepted.

First person to post a video of this wins 10bp.

Contest ends January 1st 2012, or when I am satisfied that a proper entry has been submitted.

If no entry is submitted within the specified time, the BP will be split between ghax and merc. I am quite serious.

Please do not hesitate to troll this thread.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I would like you to post a video.

In this video you must be doing one thing, and that thing is severing one of your own fingers.

Choose whichever finger you like. Do it however you like. Saw. Hatchet. Knife. Whatever your tool of choice is.

You are allowed to be bumisted, be it with the help of another person, or with whatever painkillers or drugs you need.

You must prove to me that the video is indeed a video of you, and not just some other person severing their finger. Use a sign pic. Write your name on your severed finger. Just somehow prove its you, otherwise your entry will not be accepted.

First person to post a video of this wins 10bp.

Contest ends January 1st 2012, or when I am satisfied that a proper entry has been submitted.

If no entry is submitted within the specified time, the BP will be split between ghax and merc. I am quite serious.

Please do not hesitate to troll this thread.

toxx

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

quite serious

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

quite serious

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

quite serious

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

I am serious.

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

Quite seriously.

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Must think about this…

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

i remember this

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

spot reserved for possible entry

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

best. contest. ever.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

You must prove to me that the video is indeed a video of you, and not just some other person severing their finger. Use a sign pic. Write your name on your severed finger. Just somehow prove its you, otherwise your entry will not be accepted.

I don’t have any pens, so I can’t write what you’re asking. Please provide your postal address so I can mail the severed finger to you as proof. Thanks in advance.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

MC Banhammer Posted:

I don’t have any pens, so I can’t write what you’re asking. Please provide your postal address so I can mail the severed finger to you as proof. Thanks in advance.

Use the severed finger and write MCB on your forehead in blood.

Edit: Whoops. Typo.

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 12/23/2009 12:39PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

Use the severed finger and write MCB on your forehead in blood.

Edit: Whoops. Typo.

Oh! I wonder why I didn’t think of that?

brb

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

i am considering this

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

hwwlpl m ii cuat noff may fingaers nnnnn i cnt ttypo

[[immg]vvvvvv [[’/img]

oowwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Chawin Posted:

hwwlpl m ii cuat noff may fingaers nnnnn i cnt ttypo

[[immg]vvvvvv [[’/img]

oowwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWW

what are you saying

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

MMMMMMMMMYYY FNAGER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

somebody help him no contest is worth the price of a human life (unless that was part of the contest)

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