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Poetry Contest for 10 bp

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I would like you to post a video.

In this video you must be doing one thing, and that thing is severing one of your own fingers.

Choose whichever finger you like. Do it however you like. Saw. Hatchet. Knife. Whatever your tool of choice is.

You are allowed to be bumisted, be it with the help of another person, or with whatever painkillers or drugs you need.

You must prove to me that the video is indeed a video of you, and not just some other person severing their finger. Use a sign pic. Write your name on your severed finger. Just somehow prove its you, otherwise your entry will not be accepted.

First person to post a video of this wins 10bp.

Contest ends January 1st 2012, or when I am satisfied that a proper entry has been submitted.

If no entry is submitted within the specified time, the BP will be split between ghax and merc. I am quite serious.

Please do not hesitate to troll this thread.

one finger isnt worth ten bp, maybe a nail clipping but not an entire finger

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

KingKloskowski Posted:

one finger isnt worth ten bp, maybe a nail clipping but not an entire finger

Get the **** out of my thread.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

Get the **** out of my thread.

im staying

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I would like to see proof of this.

This is doraemon:

Log in to see images!

Number of fingers = 0

Lili7h

Avatar: Code (Green)

Level 11 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I’ll consider it.

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Lili7h Posted:

I’ll consider it.

I don’t believe you

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Lili7h Posted:

I’ll consider it.

Please do. Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Remember, if I don’t get an entries, the BP goes to ghax, who is a permabanned player, and merc who is self explanatory. Log in to see images!

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

The hypnotoad orders you to give me those BP for posting Doraemon’s best picture.

Otherwise, you will burn in the toad’s hell forever and ever

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Nikolos Posted:

The hypnotoad orders you to give me those BP for posting Doraemon’s best picture.

Otherwise, you will burn in the toad’s hell forever and ever

Shut up.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

I did this and then realized i dont have a camera, i hate you LHO.

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

Shut up.

Log in to see images!

The hypnotoad doesn’t need to speak. He just controls your mind, you must obey him!!!!!

Nikolos edited this message on 12/26/2009 7:52PM

Hypnot0ad

Avatar: 202807 Thu Aug 27 00:37:42 -0400 2009
12

Level 65 Permanoob

“Retard”

Nikolos Posted:

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The hypnotoad doesn’t need to speak. He just controls your mind, you must obey him!!!!!

i dont know who you are, but im the ****in Hypn0toad around here! Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Still Callin on entries guys, only have 2 years left.

Kanye West

Avatar: 214905 2010-01-07 14:28:27 -0500
40

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Permanoob

I'mma let you finish, but x had one the greatest y's of ALL TIME!

Nikolos Posted:

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The hypnotoad doesn’t need to speak. He just controls your mind, you must obey him!!!!!

Yo, i’m really happy fo’ ya, and i’mma letchu finish, but HYPNOT0AD IS THE BEST HYPNOTOAD ALT OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!

Woah, I was ninja’d by hours by the actual poster. Oops.

Kanye West edited this message on 12/27/2009 12:57AM

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Can this be FoW’d? This is a pretty awesome contest idea, and should be immortalised.

Nikolos

Avatar: 222880 2009-12-25 18:02:01 -0500
5

[Island of Avalon]

Level 63 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Hypnot0ad Posted:

i dont know who you are, but im the ****in Hypn0toad around here! Log in to see images!

I’m just Nikolos, and I have been enlightened by the glory of the Hypnotoad.

Of course I’m not the hypnotoad, that would be crazy. But neither you are, you are just the Hypn0toad Log in to see images!

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Okay, I thought about it.

Decided to wait for an naturally occuring workplace accident whilst hoping the security cams might be turned on during it.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Drakodan Posted:

Can this be FoW’d? This is a pretty awesome contest idea, and should be immortalised.

If it’s FoW’d no one would be able to enter, however I make no objections to FoW afterwards.

UnlimitedTyyppi Posted:

Okay, I thought about it.

Decided to wait for an naturally occuring workplace accident whilst hoping the security cams might be turned on during it.

That’s fine. If that happens, steal the tape, and I will wholeheartedly accept it as the winner.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Bumping this.

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