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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

BUMP so there’s something to look at on the front page besides stupid anonymous threads

and now, burger porn

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

BUMP so there’s something to look at on the front page besides stupid anonymous threads

and now, burger porn

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I think my stomach just got a boner…


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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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I’m gonna cry…


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thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

having my first bubba burger since 3 years… wish me luck Log in to see images!

thank god for the airbase


King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Adapt Posted:

So are you saying that is a false conclusion to draw?

Perhaps a better way of interpreting it is ‘I don’t like ketchup, therefore no-one should like ketchup’.

But then that’s Skyman to a tee, isn’t it.

Back on topic, I’m actually curious about these bubba burgers now. In so much as one can actually describe a burger, what are they like?


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

King Krimson Posted:

Back on topic, I’m actually curious about these bubba burgers now. In so much as one can actually describe a burger, what are they like?

Not bad actually. They’re pre-formed frozen patties that you cook straight from the package (without thawing first), which keeps them fairly moist. They also have Sweet Onion Bubba Burgers with little bits of onion in them that are pretty tasty. Also, they sponsor a NASCAR race and according to their website they have burgers shaped like Texas, so that’s the sort of demographic they’re going after (which doesn’t make them any less good, just thought IO’d mention it)

tl;dr They’re good for frozen but if you’ve got time just get some ground beef and make your own.


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wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

pizza & burger threads are the best threads

i never had this bubba burger, i’ll keep it in mind i guess.

once i had steak & shake on a road trip and i got a bacon cheeseburger. it was very greasy and flavorful.

Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Ketchup, Mayo & Mustard on a Hot Dog. Other than adding chili, that’s pretty much a perfect dog.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i had a five guys a couple weeks ago. really ****ing good food.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

burger porn

That would be amazing if the burger itself weren’t cooked to death. That burger, but med rare, heaven in an artery killer. A burger is only great when you can eat it with a straw.

Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i had a five guys a couple weeks ago. really ****ing good food.

Used to go there about once a week at my old job. And it was within walking distance, too.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Ketchup, Mayo & Mustard on a Hot Dog. Other than adding chili, that’s pretty much a perfect dog.

It would have been perfect except there’s ketchup. A perfect hot dog is mayo, mustard and some hot sauce.


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I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

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Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

what the **** is wrong with you people? mayo on a hot dog? that is the nastiest ****ing thing I have ever heard.

also, **** catsup. also **** ketchup. great for anal lube.

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

Count_Smurf Posted:

what the **** is wrong with you people? mayo on a hot dog? that is the nastiest ****ing thing I have ever heard.

also, **** catsup. also **** ketchup. great for anal lube.

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

ketchup is for real gross


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

srsly, mayo on a hotdog Log in to see images!

I thought the same thing until I tried it.


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I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Hell, I mix a little mayo into my ketchup for my fries. I tried it once back in high school, since the cafeteria Nazis only let you have two small ketchup packs, but you could get other condiments more readily. I tried ketchup & mustard as well, and it was okay, but one mayo packet mixed with two ketchup packets was pretty much perfect for fries.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Adapt Posted:

ketchup is for real gross

For real man. FOR REAL.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Hell, I mix a little mayo into my ketchup for my fries. I tried it once back in high school, since the cafeteria Nazis only let you have two small ketchup packs, but you could get other condiments more readily. I tried ketchup & mustard as well, and it was okay, but one mayo packet mixed with two ketchup packets was pretty much perfect for fries.

Isn’t that thousand island dressing?

I personally like mixing mustard and mayo for my fries. Normally I can’t do it very often cause my friends say it makes them sick, but hey, don’t knock it till you try it.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

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thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i had a five guys a couple weeks ago

Sometimes I worry about you


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