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Debate Team Fortress 2 free weekend. (And half off)

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

TF2 for mac was released today, so it is 50% off and free for the weekend.

If you haven’t played it, give it a try.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Also make sure you aim for the people wearing the headphones.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Fuuuuuck. I wish I had money Log in to see images!

Oh well another free weekend to get verbally bumaulted by strangers on the internet!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

i’m forcing a friend to download it so i have someone bad to play with so i can feel good.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I don’t get it, I start to do something and Valve makes it official not long after. wtf?

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

mterek Posted:

I don’t get it, I start to do something and Valve makes it official not long after. wtf?

what

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

what

I’m bumuming he means he’s playing on a mac.

Also, I’d like to note how upset I am because I *just* bought three separate people the game less tban a week ago. Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

swine Posted:

Also, I’d like to note how upset I am because I *just* bought three separate people the game less tban a week ago. Log in to see images!

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

swine Posted:

I’m bumuming he means he’s playing on a mac.

Also, I’d like to note how upset I am because I *just* bought three separate people the game less tban a week ago. Log in to see images!

Simple solution: don’t buy it for other people.

Al Kahn

Avatar: 236832 2010-05-11 20:18:59 -0400

[4Kids Entertainment]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Dear Forumwarriorz,

4Kids Entertainment Ltd., in bumociation with NetTranny Corporation is proud to announce the development of our first modification for Valve Corporation’s popular “Team Fortress 2”. This ongoing, joint project is funded by the Net Neuterality movement, a coalition of parents, religious leaders and the non-governmental organization (NGO) Unplanned Parenthood to shield innocent children from the hazards of mature content on the internet.

Our non-optional modification, called “The Scout Dub” will be installed Without Your Consent™ along with the June 10, 2010 patch of ‘Team Fortress 2’. As per our out-of-court settlement with Valve Corporation, we are required to provide a list of changes our modification will make to the current product. They are as follows:

    •Scattergun changes

      •Changed name to “Popblaster”.

      •Damage reduced to 0.

      •Cork with string animation added to gun muzzle.

    • Force-A-Nature changes

      •Changed name to “Fist-A-Nature”.

      •Damage reduced to 0.

      •Knockback increased by 300%.

      •Stun effect added.

      •Team colored Killing Glove of Boxing animation added to gun muzzle.

    •Pistol changes

      •Changed name to “Water Pistol”.

      •Damage reduced to 0.

      •Bullet spread now team colored.

      •Firing sound replaced with select sound for “Bonk! Atomic Punch”.

    •Bonk! Atomic Punch changes

      •Changed name to “Bonk! Atom Punch”.

      •Ingredients changed to “Water, Sugar, 100% Real Fruit Juice.”

    •Crit-a-Cola changes

      •Changed name to “Critical Cola”.

      •Mini-Crit damage reduced to 0.

    •Melee weapon changes

      •Bat damage reduced to 0.

      •Sandman damage reduced to 0.

    •Scout line changes

      •Changed “I don’t usually kill morons this fast” to “I don’t usually shove joiks this fast.”

      •Changed “I will never… stop… killing you” to “I will never… stop… beating you”

      •Changed “Get on the freakin’ point, dumbbum!” to “Get the point, stupid?”

      •Changed “How’s the weather over there, dumbbum? Get to the freakin’ point!” to “Get ya head otta the clouds and get the freakin’ point!”

      •Changed “What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin’ point!” to “What the heck is wrong with you? Stand on the freakin’ point!”

      •Changed “Would you kindly move ya bum to the freakin’ point?” to “Get your bum moving to the freakin’ point!”

      •Changed “What da hell’s goin’ on?” to “What da heck’s goin’ on?”

      •Changed “What the hell is youse guys’ problem?” to “What the heck is youse guys’ problem?”

      •Changed “What the hell was that crap?” to “What the heck was that about?”

      •Changed “I broke your stupid crap, moron!” to “I busted up your toy, moron!”

      •Changed “Drop dead and give me 20!” to “Pants down and give me 20!”

      •Changed “Dere ain’t enough crits in da world ta kill me!” to ””Dere ain’t enough clits in da world ta slow me!”

      •Changed “Yo, if ya didn’t want me ta kill ya, ya shoulda said somethin’!” to “Yo, if ya wanted me ta stop smackin’ ya, ya shoulda said uncle!”

      •Changed “Repeat after me: ‘muhmuhmuh I’m dead!’” to ””Repeat after me: ‘muhmuhmuh I bought a ticket to da Shadow Realm!’”

      •Changed “I am owning you, you fat, bald bastard!” to “I am owning you, you fat bald creepazoid!”

      •Changed ”$400,000 to fire that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent!” to “Four hundred grand to fire that baby, huh? Yeah, money well spent!”

      •Changed “Dem $200 bullets ain’t so hot when they don’t hit nothin’, are dey?” to ””Dem $200 gumballs ain’t so hot when they don’t hit nothin’, are dey?”

      •Changed “Hey lard-fat, those hard arteries don’t stop bullets, do thay?” to “You should thank me, you were a walking heart attack!”

      •Changed “Here’s a schematic for ya: My bum!” to “Let’s see ya build a way outta the Shadow Realm!”

      •Changed “Real nice effort, Deutsch-bag!” to “Real nice effort, Wienerschnitzel!”

      •Changed “That fancy scope of yours, bet ya got a REAL good view of me killin’ ya!” to “That fancy scope of yours, bet ya be seein’ stars now!”

      •Changed “It was a mercy killin’, ya live in a… camper van!” to “Hey buddy, ya left the lights on in your camper van!”

      •Changed “Hehey, look, you shape shifted into a dead guy!” to “Hehey, look, you shape shifted into the Shadow Realm!”

      •Changed “Pop quiz: How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM. Sorry, time’s up, you’re dead!” to “Look, up in da sky! It’s a boyd! It’s a plane! It’s…BAM. Your head!”

      •Changed “Dumbbum!” to “Dumbo!”

      •Changed “Wave goodbye to your secret crap, dumbbum!” to “Wave goodbye to your secret junk, bozos!”

We hope you will enjoy these changes as much as we did making them. Look forward to more changes in the future.

Sincerely,

Alfred R. Kahn

Chief Executive Officer

4Kids Entertainment

Without Your Consent is a Registered Trademark (™) of NetTranny Corporation.

Al Kahn edited this message on 06/11/2010 7:08AM

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Al Kahn Posted:

Dear Forumwarriorz,

4Kids Entertainment Ltd., in bumociation with NetTranny Corporation is proud to announce the development of our first modification for Valve Corporation’s popular “Team Fortress 2”. This ongoing, joint project is funded by the Net Neuterality movement, a coalition of parents, religious leaders and the non-governmental organization (NGO) Unplanned Parenthood to shield innocent children from the hazards of mature content on the internet.

Our non-optional modification, called “The Scout Dub” will be installed Without Your Consent™ along with the June 10, 2010 patch of ‘Team Fortress 2’. As per our out-of-court settlement with Valve Corporation, we are required to provide a list of changes our modification will make to the current product. They are as follows:

We hope you will enjoy these changes as much as we did making them. Look forward to more changes in the future.

Sincerely,

Alfred R. Kahn

Chief Executive Officer

4Kids Entertainment

Without Your Consent is a Registered Trademark (™) of NetTranny Corporation.

wow thats pretty comprehensive .. you must have stolen these ideas from steam forums!! Log in to see images!

xsundae

Avatar: 230091 2010-09-03 00:23:09 -0400
4

[WeChall]

Level 68 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

and also tf2 is around $7 today so get it already Log in to see images!

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