iseePirate Posted:

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

The first person to complete the 4 following requirements will win 15 bp.

1. Beat QWOP

2. Open Word (or something similar) so that I can see your username throughout the ENTIRE trial that you beat QWOP.

3. Record the trial that you won (100m+ in distance) and send it to me.

4. If nobody completes the contest by May 19 2010 7PM GMT -6, no BP will be sent out.

Example for 3: http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/1907/eg3.png

I must see the entire video for anything to count.

If you cheat, you do not get BP.

qftoxx

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I found a way to do it, but it would take much to long.

how’s that, hold W and tap Q and crawl along special olympics style?

cheating is extremely vague.

Clarify that please

I am confused. According to your instructions we have to beat it, then open something with our name and beat it again? Then we need to send you a video, but your example is a picture.

I did it* in about 20 minutes of starting, how do I film it?

*The retard way

EDIT: vid on Youtube, processing

From my vid you’ll soon see I completed it even before filming

Skyman747 Posted:

I am confused. According to your instructions we have to beat it, then open something with our name and beat it again? Then we need to send you a video, but your example is a picture.

If you read it carefully, you have to beat the game, then open Word and write your name whilst beating it again, then record yourself beating it a third time

To summarise, you have to beat it several times. Including filming yourself beating it at least once. I don’t know if I’m going to be able to beat it that many times in one night, but I’ll try.

Vid on youtube, 7 minutes, in the BG you can see earlier win result

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ5FdjI0d4k

You can get the big give for 15 bp? Lame.

man-man posted his vid 15 min earlier than mine but in mine you can see I completed it earlier, of which I had already told at 3.30 yet it is unproven. Now if we bumume that youtube took the same time to process for both of us in about the same time it means that I had my first win completed at least 5 minutes before man-man. If you want to do it the hard way and bumume I was lying at 3.30 it leads to the question: did it take me 7 minutes to find, install, learn to use a screen recorder. If it did, I have proof of winning QWOP earlier than man-man could. In light of this, I request a secondary prize of 10bp considering that I can prove winning QWOP twice at an undeterminable timeframe which however can be within reasonable limits be bumumed to be roughly simultaneous with man-man’s.

Barely even read that but I saw ‘10 bp’ or something so still:

No.