who are you even

So your username is ironic?

because op isn’t funny at all

megazeroexe Posted:

because op isn’t funny at all

Well, I can’t deny that if you’re the one saying it. After all, you are the supreme master of the term “unfunny”. Log in to see images!

Dave uses the callsign turntechGodhead when chatting on Pesterchum. When the original name “Insufferable Prick” was about to be suggested, he slashed the entry box right in half with a Ninja Sword because he’s just way too cool to put up with that kind of bull****.

Dave is similar in build to John. He wears a graphic of a record on his shirt, which was sliced in half due to an incident with his Bro. His room contains swords and musical equipment. He wears a pair of sunglbumes that look vaguely familiar.

His interests are described as having a penchant for spinning out unbelievably ill jams with his turntables and mixing gear. He has pbumion to talk about bands that literally no one has ever heard of. He also has a more bizarre hobby of collecting weird dead things preserved in various ways. He also is an amateur photographer, and has his own makeshift darkroom, and operates a number of ironically humorous blogs, websites and social networking profiles, including a webcomic called Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. At any moment he’ll drop some phat rhymes on a mofo and obviously represent.

He also has a brother (who owns a collection of totally badbum puppets) that he doesn’t seem to want to bother due to some sort of friendly sibling rivalry. He does not seem to carry the same feelings of angst toward his brother as John and Rose carry towards their parental figures — rather, he regards his brother with respect, even emulating him by picking up his interests and wearing his shades. At first, he did not seem at all perturbed by his brother’s habit of collecting puppets and, in fact, seemed to admire his brother’s ventriloquist rap acts. However, he’s mentioned to Rose that the puppets are starting to freak him out and that he’s had dreams where Lil Cal speaks to him, causing him to wake up in a cold sweat. This likely has to do with Cal’s presence in Dave’s dream tower.

Dave uses an online application known as Pesterchum to communicate with his other tech-savvy friends. His Chumhandle is “turntechGodhead”. His name may also be abbreviated by the chat client as TG. The color that denotes him is red. He has Pesterchum Version 7.0 as opposed to John’s 6.0. When away from his desktop computer, he communicates using his Phone. His web browser of choice is Hephaestus.

He seems to know a lot about Captchaloguing and Fetch Modi. His current Fetch Modus is Hash Map, a more advanced version of John’s. He helped John with his Strife Specibus and Kind Abstratus. Despite this, Dave is prone to making occasional mistakes with his Modus, such as spilling apple juice on his turntables, firing his ninja sword at a rambunctious crow, and shooting many deadly shuriken at himself.

Dave’s bumociated Item is Amber.

Due to weird time bull**** (his turntables controlling time) his Kernelsprite was Tier 2 prototyped with Future Dave instead of Lil’ Cal (as originally occurred) and is now Davesprite.