Everyone hates WeChall with a pbumion. (Even those who are members of WeChall.) And why? ‘cause they’ve touched you in a bad place, that’s why!

For a long, long time, since a point in time far, far away, you had to carry around with you that pain, that hurt and that icky feeling in your bum, without being able to do something about it.

But now is your chance to show it to us, and to have a camomile tea to relieve your tortured soul together with an understanding, loving audience that goes all Nelson Muntz on you. Also, your chance to claim some BP!

To do so:

Simply create your self-made tribute of Goatse, whether it’s painted, photographed, sung, filmed, or whatever, we don’t really care, and make it available in this thread (attaching, uploading and sharing the link, whatever). MOD REMINDER: Embedded goatse is not ok. Share a link to your entry – do not embed the image!

Also include somewhere something along the lines of “that’s where evil WeChall touched me”, so that we have at least some proof that you’ve done at least something with it yourself. (If you yet simply steal media done by someone else, claim it as your own work and we find out, don’t expect to be treated kindly.)

Everyone gets only to make one contribution.

Your contribution must be submitted until 9th May 2010, 24:00 GMT.

The few media we won’t accept at all:

# pix/videos of even vaguely nude underage ppl (look at Rule #5 of the Global Rules before even _thinking_ about it)

# nothing that’s easily abused to drop malware on us, including

=> .EXE-files

=> self-extracting archives (simply use a regular archive format as ZIP, RAR or 7ZIP instead)

=> .SWF-files (Film it if it’s a video and put it on YouTube or whereever. If it’s a game… Well, there’s little to do about it but to film gameplay, or to try to submit to a trustworthy site as NewGrounds)

The spoils of victory

Once the submissions are in, our judges will rank them by such criterias as originality, humour, execution, hawtness of involved chicks and other points we make up to allow us to execute our malevolent nepotism.

The judge’s in question are:

– ms-karen

– Rad-X

– ZALG0

(They explicitely reserve the right to use alternate means to resolve the ranking if the workload becomes too much, such as klan-internal pools.)

Those will be the BP gained by final ranking:

#1: 50BP

#2: 25BP

#3: 15BP

#4: 3BP

#5: 2BP

#6-10: 1BP

Those who are members of WeChall is a ****ty klan of course have been definitively touched by WeChall in a bad spot, and thus gain +1BP if they make it into the Top Ten.

megazeroexe Posted:

Also the mods should put the NSFW tag in the title.

[Goatse Tribute Contest (100-110BP total)] Haters, now show us the spot where evil WeChall has touched you [NSFW]

I don’t wanna participate until we get the OK to post shock here.

Yes, I’m going to ask a mod if we could put the NSFW in front. Hadn’t considered that it might be cut off in some views.

As far as shock goes, we haven’t asked the mods for an exception, and aren’t going to ask for one either (as there never has been an exception to it on CD). You’ll have to tone down your contribution, apparently.

megazeroexe Posted:

Edited with a warning Log in to see images!

As long as you have a warning then the image url/in spoiler tags. Should be fine imo.

megazeroexe Posted:

Thank you Contest-forum-mod-in-training Crinkz.

Your welcome sir, please tubmail if you have any more questions and or problems. We value your service.

RMEINDER! Embedded shock is NEVER ok in CD. Even in contests labeled NSFW.

I edited the entries before this to links and I’ll be mod-editing the OP to reflect that all entries should be links to entries, not embedded.

Any posts after this with embedded goatse will take the appropriate bans.

Bye, OSC.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Yeah, that’s what I get for having left the window open while creating/submitting my entry. I fixed it pretty much immediately, but I’ll take the ban if it’s considered that I deserved it. (At least I had it behind spoiler tags to start with.)

I didn’t see it with my own eyes, it didn’t get reported to show proof that it was ever there and because I was kinda worried about that exact issue happening, I’m letting it slide the same way I did for the first two people that did it.

NOW there’s no more excuses Log in to see images!

spacekadt Posted:

I didn’t see it with my own eyes, it didn’t get reported to show proof that it was ever there and because I was kinda worried about that exact issue happening, I’m letting it slide the same way I did for the first two people that did it.

NOW there’s no more excuses Log in to see images!

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