Mathew Jonson Posted:

I am offering 1 000 000 BP (in words: one million Brownie Points) in return for performing oral sex on me.

Requirements:

– must be female and considerably good-looking

– travel expenses must be completely covered by yourself

– I will provide free food and drinks

– you have to suck me off for at least 10 minutes

– it has to be sexually pleasing

– it’s not possible to pay out in real money, only BP

I bumure that my male reproductive organ will be clean and good-tasting, so don’t worry about that. The deadline for accepting this deal is today at 11:59 PM, but you have two months time for the realization. I’m sure we can arrange ourselves.

If you decide to have sex with me after the blow job, your payment will decrease by 20%.

quoted for generichaxor

Mathew Jonson Posted:

If you decide to have sex with me after the blow job, your payment will decrease by 20%.

Bauzer Posted:

soliciting sex is illegal

Not in Germany.

This is my thread, therefore the laws of the Federal Republic of Germany apply.

Mathew Jonson Posted:

Requirements:

– you have to suck me off for at least 10 minutes

If you shoot your load before 10 minutes are over, would she have to suck on your flabby stick for the rest of the time?

shadow_losief Posted:

what if its the other way around? Log in to see images!

Then it’s either a win-win situation or no sex takes place at all. Log in to see images!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

If you shoot your load before 10 minutes are over, would she have to suck on your flabby stick for the rest of the time?

Yes. Or, alternatively, wait until it’s hard again.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Wouldn’t the payment go up since you would be getting sex?

That would be too simple. My offer is based on a trade-off between both involved parties. If she sucks my male reproductive organ, she gets a lot of BP for that, while I receive a sexual favor. Thereby, the value of the good ‘sexual favor’ becomes comparatively smaller for me due to saturation, so it’s necessary to compensate for this imbalance by transfering BP from her to me.

Mathew Jonson edited this message on 04/01/2010 2:15AM

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Wouldn’t the payment go up since you would be getting sex?

sigh Log in to see images! Adapt edited this message on 04/01/2010 2:37AM

If you suspect the OP would take a permaban rather than spend $66k on BP, raise your hand.

I don’t care if it is April 1st; if this is a joke it is a bad one. It is reasonable to bumume that the OP will never pay up. Permaban, imo.

Chawin Posted:

you joined a klan

Yes.

You know what would be a good April Fool’s Day joke? Permaban the OP. Except do it for real; that will be hilarious.

Chawin Posted:

if i had any respect for you in the first place i would have just lost it

I don’t think you fully understand the klan’s name.

i dont think you get my point