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Wouldn't YOU like a dog male reproductive organ of your very own?
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Well, luckily for you, the master artisans at Elypse Art are here to help.
Choose from any size male reproductive organ you’d ever want, as long as that size is one of these four, and for the low, low price of like $125 or something, you too could own this beautiful piece of medical-grade silicone.
And did we mention they’re INFLATABLE?! Whoa!
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BUT WAIT
THERE’S MORE!
I know throughout the above advertisement you were thinking to yourself, “Well, sure, dog male reproductive organs are arousing and attractive and all, but…”
and I’m going to cut you off mid-thought because I already know what you want, and you’re after a nice piece of horse meat instead!
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Oh, and by the way, it SQUIRTS! Just in case you’ve been craving a male reproductive organ-delivered lubricant enema. Elypse Art aims to please.
Just listen to these rave testimonials, straight from the site!
”My wife and I ordered your vixen product a week ago and have
”Wow…that’s all I can think to say. I received my Vixen yesterday, and I was absolutely thrilled when I opened the package, it is gorgeous!!! It performs exceptionally well, I was in heaven the first time I used it. I am so glad that someone finally took the time to create a realistic replica, and to make it so life-like. It reminded me very much of a former friend. Even if I never used it again (and I will!) it was worth every penny. Thank you ElypseArt, for making my dreams come true.”
”Magic is up inside me right now, and I can’t believe how realistic it
”Mia, Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 3:32AM |
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this thread would not be nearly as gross if you didn’t actually own one of these
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 9:43AM |
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only human dildos for me, thanks. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:06AM |
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Bandaney Posted:
quoting for swine
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:08AM |
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Log in to see images! I’m good. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:11AM |
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megazeroexe Posted: I don’t actually, believe it or not. Mine is from www.zoofur.com lol Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:34AM |
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yes because the brand of your silicon animal male reproductive organ matters Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:46AM |
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megazeroexe Posted:
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Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:48AM |
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I love the smell of dog male reproductive organ. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 12:12PM |
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The internet is half full of companies selling replicas of animal male reproductive organes with all kinds of bells and whistles, but the only animal love dolls on the market seem to be cheapbum low quality inflatable ones. Where’s the equality, I ask? People who want to penetrate animals aren’t getting served nearly as well as those wanting to be penetrated by animals. Of course some of this is made up by the fact it’s much easier to penetrate an unwilling animal than it is to get an unwilling animal to penetrate you, but this is just the way of nature much like the fact only women have to suffer pregnancy, periods and a lack of male reproductive organ. And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust. |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 12:33PM |
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Shii Posted: if you look around my post history I actually posted a picture of shii’s dog male reproductive organ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 1:24PM |
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I think I can live without a $125 dog dildo. I’ll manage somehow.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 1:49PM |
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brb, getting 185 dollars to spend on a horse male reproductive organ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 2:29PM |
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:
You might think that now... Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 3:12PM |
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Somewhere out there is a little old lady who bought one of those doggy dildos not for herself but her dear, lonely poodle. And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust. |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 3:20PM |
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Mazzon Posted:
*cringe* Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 4:44PM |
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:
I know I can’t. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 5:39PM |
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Oh yeah, if you have any testimonials of your own, I’ll add them to the OP. Log in to see images! Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 6:02PM |
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 7:12PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Lol i get it like, like its your stalk and peanut bumer and I’m like a dog or something. Right? Right?
Whew. Wit. Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.
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| Posted On: 03/26/2010 11:25PM |
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