was Posted:

You are all now officially appointed to the positions you posted. With the exception of Crinkzpipe, because that position is reserved for Lee_Harvey_Oswald. Do you want to be Chief of Hypercolor Shirts?

Thank you kind sir. Our bureau is currently working hard in order to make this community a much safer, more quiet place.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I will co-ordinate efforts with you as I have much experience in this field.

I can not confirm that any part of this administration is involved in the use or trafficking of drugs. I am taking personal responsibility in researching the matter. You know how the saying goes, drive around back this time and watch out for the garbage can, its loud.

I hope the position of Head of Hellish and Satanic Issues isn’t taken.

was Posted:

You are all now officially appointed to the positions you posted. With the exception of Crinkzpipe, because that position is reserved for Lee_Harvey_Oswald. Do you want to be Chief of Hypercolor Shirts?

Hm, could be interestinsg…

Teh Cezar Posted:

I want to be Head of the Team Fortress 2 Comission.

I bet you are a horrible TF2 player.

Chief Meteorologist.

Applying for Chief Pokemon Habitat Maintenance.

I believe I’ll be perfect for this job because I’ve been studying the habits and actions of Pokemon my entire life.

so who wants to start my first affair with me

Position Applied For:

Chief Kaiser in charge of Kaisers and all subjects of Imperial Germany…..Kaisers.

Qualifications:

My moustache shall be my resume.

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Dirty Birdy Posted:

so who wants to start my first affair with me

As the head of the Division of Mediocrity, I can promise it will be the most tolerable moment of your life. And when we’re done, you’ll look into my eyes and say “We just had sex.” And I’ll agree and go eat some Cheetos or something.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

I will co-ordinate efforts with you as I have much experience in this field.

Excellent! We can never have too many experienced smuggler officers of the law involved in controlling eliminating the drug trade. Together we will eliminate all of the competition drug traffickers and deliver a save market home to our addicts constituents!