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spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

yes to 1

no to 2 – it was written in the rules and if people missed it, they missed it. whatever happens is per the rules of the challenge. this may bite me in the bum (again), but I’d rather stick with rules of the challenge as they were written.

correct answers were open to interpretation, the written rules were not.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

IF we need to go the tiebreaker, it will go to TribeGirl on the first tiebreaker: They had full participation, Two Girls One Tribe was missing swine.

That’s only an “IF” though. To get that out of the way. That was easy.

By agreement of the tribe spokespeople, I will be accepting the Big Book of STDs.

I will now go into the tribes and tell you what I had in mind for the answers you provided, and why, so you can argue for your wrong answers if you would like.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I have made many enemies in this game, and I don’t think I’m done yet.

That’s exactly what I was hoping for when I created what should be a fun contest. I’m so proud. Log in to see images!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

MC Banhammer Posted:

I have made many enemies in this game, and I don’t think I’m done yet.

That’s exactly what I was hoping for when I created what should be a fun contest. I’m so proud. Log in to see images!

If it counts, this contest made me positive that I would never let you organize my wedding/any social gathering of anyone I ever knew ever.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Well, personally I’m angry at myself for being on vacation during application time really impressed by this contest. And if the “show” is anything at all close to what it seems like it’s going to be, It’ll pretty much be the best thing ever.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

megazeroexe Posted:

If it counts, this contest made me positive that I would never let you organize my wedding/any social gathering of anyone I ever knew ever.

Ah, something positive HAS come out of it Log in to see images!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Well, personally I’m angry at myself for being on vacation during application time really impressed by this contest. And if the “show” is anything at all close to what it seems like it’s going to be, It’ll pretty much be the best thing ever.

You’re only saying that because you’re not playing.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Results:

The rules clearly (or not so clearly, whatever, it’s in the rules) stated that the “change” needed to be posted with each screenshot.

TribeGirl broke the first tiebreaker. They DEMOLISHED Two Girls One Tribe on the second tiebreaker. BUT, they posted the “change” with SIGNIFICANTLY fewer of their submissions, meaning they got no points for them.

Two Girls One Tribe wins again, TribeGirl will think they’ve been cheated again, but they’re headed to tribal council this afternoon anyway, where the 7th person will be voted out of the game.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I don’t see how they can feel cheated when the rules are right there. You made an example screen shot showing the change thing using Bruce Bear as your example. You left a lot of time open to taking questions. I don’t see what there is to debate honestly.

Also, I don’t think they should have put anise into this garlic chicken thing I’m eating. The undercurrent of licorice really tastes out of place.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Players: I no longer care about your Flezz totals.

I wanted them solely to ensure that you’d be able to afford any items whose clues involved the ppwne shoppe or kyoubai. Flezz will not come into play again (or if something’s tweaked so it does, I’ll give you plenty of notice).

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

MC Banhammer Posted:

Players: I no longer care about your Flezz totals.

I wanted them solely to ensure that you’d be able to afford any items whose clues involved the ppwne shoppe or kyoubai. Flezz will not come into play again (or if something’s tweaked so it does, I’ll give you plenty of notice).

Well that’s much more innocuous than we were all bumuming.

@scully: there were… complications… the example isn’t exactly like the real thing and a detail slipped through the net in the transition from the ‘overview’ level of the rules and the details posted when it came to the start of the timed hour.

man-man edited this message on 04/14/2010 1:01PM

Crazy_Smurf

Avatar: 226503 2010-03-04 22:50:54 -0500
4

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Sometimes I try to do things, and it just don’t turn out the way I wanted to

and I get real frustrated, it’s like, I take my time and I try real hard, but

no matter what I do and no matter what I try it never works out, it’s like I

concentrate on it real hard, but it never works out, it’s like I need some

time to figure these things out, but there’s always someone there going:

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Crazy_Smurf Posted:

Sometimes I try to do things, and it just don’t turn out the way I wanted to

and I get real frustrated, it’s like, I take my time and I try real hard, but

no matter what I do and no matter what I try it never works out, it’s like I

concentrate on it real hard, but it never works out

Stop reading my mind, dammit!

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Banhammer already knows I have limited availability tomorrow… if a call should need to be made by our tribe while I don’t have access, I’m officially appointing plk as temporary spokesperson.

In related news – YAY NEW APARTMENT AND LIVING ALONE!!!!!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

spacekadt Posted:

Banhammer already knows I have limited availability tomorrow… if a call should need to be made by our tribe while I don’t have access, I’m officially appointing plk as temporary spokesperson.

In related news – YAY NEW APARTMENT AND LIVING ALONE!!!!!

Congratulations spacey Log in to see images!

Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Nice one, the realms of freedom and opportunity await you. Perhaps.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Let me make this clear, as there seems to be some confusion.

I can’t imagine why anyone signed up to play this game if this concept confuses them.

The way Survivor works is that during all tribal councils except the last one, each person at tribal council MUST vote for someone else who is at tribal council. You cannot vote for someone who has an immunity idol, and you cannot vote for yourself. It doesn’t matter if it’s a hard choice or you don’t have anyone you want to vote for; you MUST vote for one of them.

At some point in the game, eliminated players are put on a jury. At the final tribal council, the jury votes for one of the people who has NOT be eliminated from play, and the person with the highest number of votes wins. It doesn’t matter if you do not like the people who you can vote for or want any of them to win; you MUST vote for one of them.

If you cannot abide by those rules, tell me now. I will request that the mods extensively ban anyone who ruins this game for the other players by not voting properly.

EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

megazeroexe Posted:

This contest is going so smoothly.

halp et fix this ssoon thx

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Two Girls One Tribe, I regret to inform you that a tragedy has occurred on TribeGirl.

At first all seemed exciting, as a player on TribeGirl had found a cake! That player and three others enjoyed the cake, while the fifth player, Inconnu, was away from the beach, in the jungle, doing things which we can’t air. There may or may not have been monkeys involved, we’re not sure.

In any case, it seems that this cake had magical healing qualities which cured the dysentery TribeGirl was suffering due to a putrid water supply. And just in time! Well, for all of them except Inconnu. As a result, Inconnu has been evacuated to a mainland hospital. Unfortunately, he won’t be coming back.

On the plus side, we didn’t lose the entire tribe! Log in to see images!

Tribal Council was cancelled in light of this disaster, so TribeGirl lost no further players.

===

ALL PLAYERS: Please stay tuned for a very important announcement about the future of this game.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

ATTN PLAYERS:

You may have noticed that you’re suddenly without a klan. “What happened,” you might be asking yourself, “Have I been voted off at the last tribal council?” “I wasn’t even AT tribal council, how could I be voted out?” “Has MCB (hopefully) killed the game and now we’re all going to get the BP and the peen?”

Hells no.

You are now tribeless because Two Girls One Tribe and TribeGirl are no more. You are ALL now members of a new, MERGED tribe!

Yes, the merge has come.

While you, together, enjoy this sumptuous feast of, um, binary coconuts and papaya bits, together, please come up with a new tribe name. Discuss all you want, but when the two tribe spokespeople BOTH agree on a name, as their last act as tribe spokespeople, both of you post here with that name, and I’ll get your new beach set up for you (new klan under me, not my kids).

Just some rules about the name: No racism, no homophobia, no anti-religion, etc. Keep it “non-trolly”. If I see something floated about which I deem inappropriate (like those above) I reserve the right to veto.

When you accept the invite to your new tribe, your first individual immunity challenge will be waiting for you in your new tribe forum. You’ll have some time to work on it.

===

Now, one thing about individual vs. tribe: When you were on tribes, if you couldn’t be there for a challenge, there were people who could cover for you. That’s not the case here. And theoretically, someone with a strong alliance could do absolutely nothing and make it to the finals.

I don’t like that.

So, it’s more important than ever that you tell me in advance when you won’t be available. In turn, I will make sure each challenge allows you time to participate, given the information you provided me. If you don’t participate in a challenge and gave no indication that you’d be out, you will be “medically evacuated” from the game. The same thing is true if I don’t receive a legitimate vote from you at tribal council.

I of course am willing to entertain discussion on this rule, but the overall goal must be intact: If you want a chance to win, you have to play.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

You can just FEEL the excitement as the players throw out names right and left, and meet and greet other!

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