Volunteers Needed

Texx

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I am thoroughly interested. I will aplly for the Crew’s **** position. I mean, you shouldn’t have to choose between space triping and having sex. My qualifications are:

-I’m no racist, even that black dude can have me.

-I’ve been bumraped twice, and i kinda liked it.

-The bigger the better.

-I’ve also had sex with a guy dressed like Chewbaka.

*Cheers*

Texx edited this message on 03/15/2010 12:46PM

Posted On: 03/14/2010 10:21AM

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The Ultimate-
Warlord

21.14"

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

I’m very interested in this space program & would like to apply as a Military Officer.

QUALIFICATIONS:

-Proficient in the use & maintenance of the following weapons:

**BlasTech DL-44 Blaster Pistol

**Callisto NTG Submachine Gun

**Elite Inc. Type-25 Plasma Rifle

**Moonraker Industries JB-97 Laser Rifle

**Korut SE-98 Firestorm Cannon

**Farsight XR-20 Railgun

**“Slayer” Camera-Guided Missile Launcher

-Spent 5 years studying military tactics & learning how to utilize them in outer space applications.

-Ability to enter, and if necessary, pwn forums in any alien languages.

-Can make a damn good bacon-wrapped fried chicken sandwich.

Posted On: 03/14/2010 4:58PM

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twas

15.26"

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/49393-goatse-14-you-are-green-for-launch

Posted On: 03/14/2010 5:07PM