What I want to know is, WHY is it called the Karate Kid if he’s being taught Kung Fu? They’re two completely different fighting styles, developed in two separate countries.

Player X Posted:

What I want to know is, WHY is it called the Karate Kid if he’s being taught Kung Fu? They’re two completely different fighting styles, developed in two separate countries.

Because all martial arts are the same! Just like all of those Asian countries with slanty-eyed people are the same!

Seriously, we were discussing this trailer in our kung fu clbum last week. We asked our sifu when we get to fight a cobra in clbum. He was not impressed.

Came expecting this:

Left finding myself actually pleased that the remake is not just a remake but a new take on the original.

Bill the Butcher Posted:

Don’t give them ideas please.

Here are some awful ideas to soothe you to sleep at night –

Back to the Future

Director: Michael Bay

Marty McFly: Shia LaBeouf

Lorraine McFly: Megan Fox

George McFly: Tobey McGuire

Biff Tannen: Seth Rogen

As if it couldn’t get anymore perfect,

Shia LaBeouf Posted:

Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.

I don’t know who would play Doc Brown though. Log in to see images!

Everybodyknows Posted:

Christopher Walken.

EDIT: I actually don’t know that that would be made of fail….

No, to make it fail, you need that guy that plays Spock in the new Star Trek. Him or John Travolta.