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Gay Pants is banned.

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

*clears throat quietly*

Torchforks are being sold in the lobby if anyone wants to do some angry rioting. I don’t really know the man, but I’d be a fool not to cash in on a mob like this Log in to see images!.

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My ego is trumped only by how ****ing awesome I am.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

I AM NOT ****ING IMPRESSED. YOU SHOULD ALL BE TRYING TO PLEASE ME, WHICH MEANS fabulous personY MODS SHOULD BRING PANTS BACK, OKAY?

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Funcdizzi

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Camwhore

Master of Sex and Voodoo

I come to bury Pants, not to praise him;

The evil that men do lives after them,

The good is oft interred with their bones,

So let it be with Pants … The noble Noob65

Hath told you Pants was a re-re:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Pants answered it …

Here, under leave of Noob65 and the rest,

(For Noob65 is an honourable man;

So are they all; all honourable men)

Come I to speak in Pants’s funeral …

He was a petty power-mad little tit:

And Noob65 says he was a re-re;

And Noob65 is an honourable man….

He hath fabulous personged it up hard in the forums,

Whose retardation did the general threads fill:

Did this in Pants seem a re-re?

When that his mother told him it was bedtime, Pants hath wept:

A re-re should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Noob65 says he was a re-re;

And Noob65 is an honourable man.

You all did see that upon his fabulous personry

I changed his avatar to Tom Cruise working a male reproductive organ,

Which he did masturbate to: was this a re-re?

Yet Noob65 says he was a re-re;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Noob65 spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did tolerate his bull**** once, no matter how pointless:

What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?

O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;

My first **** of the morning is in the coffin there with Pants,

And I must pause till I stop laughing my bum off.

For all of those who mourn his pbuming, take solace in knowing he died as he lived: sucking Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

THAT FAILED TO IMPRESS ME. GTFO fabulous person

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plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

So, can we get the rest of his klan banned next? I’m sure they can’t go on without him. It would be a mercy killing.


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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

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Bruschi

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

plk Posted:

I like to crawl on my hands and knees and lick male bum.

that is gross


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Papa Zito Posted:

Philo has always been and always will be full of fail. Ban++

Also,

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OMGzor! kolmellion is in the house.. love ya PZ!

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Wylin Posted:

OMGzor! kolmellion is in the house.. love ya PZ!

YOU SHOULD BAN THIS fabulous person INSTEAD.

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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Are you ****ing kidding me?

This is worse than KoL.

jesus.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Like I’d deserve something like that you male reproductive organ gobbler.

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Wylin Posted:

Like I’d deserve something like that you male reproductive organ gobbler.

GTFO.

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

You know that post by pants was actually serious, right?

We have been a part of another fabulous persony forum, and we did try to cause problem for the fabulous person mods.

Jesus. I actually liked n00b3w4394839whatever too.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

I say we now try and find out who in this thread is an alt of pants. Any guesses?


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Funcdizzi

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 20 Camwhore

Master of Sex and Voodoo

Milo Posted:

I AM NOT ****ING IMPRESSED. YOU SHOULD ALL BE TRYING TO PLEASE ME, WHICH MEANS fabulous personY MODS SHOULD BRING PANTS BACK, so Milo can follow him around like a love-struck schoolgirl OKAY? Please please please Milo craves the flavor of his master’s withered scrotum!

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Fixed


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

See, and this is the problem. Incredibly unfunny posters like wylin are unbanned, where as hilarious people like pants are.

For posting in caps and bold.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

NOOB IS A fabulous person.

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Milo

Avatar: 34228 Sun Jul 19 21:54:32 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

mi brets r relli small, dnt thnik i cna get canser in them

Funcdizzi Posted:

Fixed

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TorumFroll

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

ha ha ha

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

For posting in caps and bold.

Any reason why he did that after he was told not to post in caps and bold in that forum? I think it was because he was trying to **** n00b65 off and be a ****stick. What is your opinion?

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