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Macho First to complete Episode 3 as a non-cheater! <MAJOR SPOILERS>

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

MC Banhammer Posted:

oic.

You have a mission to contact Nordstrom, and you have unpwned forums.

And you seriously don’t know what to do?


I have NO unpwned forums. There’s not a single forum I haven’t pwned. There are more forums in the game, but they are not currently available to me as of this time.
bitchassho edited this message on 02/06/2010 2:51PM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

****bumho Posted:

I have NO unpwned forums. There’s not a single forum I haven’t pwned.

And you’ve spoken with every single contact? (to the point where you get an away message… not just talk to them once and bumume you’re done) And checked you missions tab to make sure you have no unfinished missions?

If that’s the case, tubmail me a screen shot of your empty unfinished missions and your sTalk window showing which contacts you have access to and I’ll figure out where your next step is.

However, I’m gonna put good money on the fact that you either still need to talk to someone or have an unfinished mission.

spacekadt edited this message on 02/06/2010 2:54PM

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Let me start over. Somehow I think noone is getting what I am saying, probably my fault. To avoid any more frustration, I’ve got a picture, and the text of the mission, etc.


Up to the part in the story I’m at, there are no unpwned forums. The last forum that appears in my bookmarks is Psych Yourself Out, and I’ve pwned it and every forum above it. I just finished killing ps88. I do have a mission left, but have no ****ing clue how to advance into that part of the story. The ONLY mission I have left, is contact Nordstrom. And I have no idea how. It’s the one that says:

Ravit “Blacksnake” Nordstrom III still refuses to communicate with you.

However, you owe it to yourself to find a way to reestablish contact with him, considering he helped save your life.


This has been the only mission left since two days ago. The only few people you see there in my image I have talked to 7 times today at your direction. The image is below.


Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

What does Shallow tell you.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

What does Shallow tell you.

Also, that mission should be advanced when you pwned battlethreadz(or is it when you talk to the FBO over IDC?)

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Also, that mission should be advanced when you pwned battlethreadz(or is it when you talk to the FBO over IDC?)

Try playing this chat again: http://www.forumwarz.com/idc_script/play_again/battlethreadz_chat

im too cool for edits.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Try playing this chat again: http://www.forumwarz.com/idc_script/play_again/battlethreadz_chat

im too cool for edits.

great chat, imo

Big-bum Monk-
ey

Avatar: Server Hacker
5

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

What does Shallow tell you.

That he’s afk. Just like every other time he doesn’t tell you anything at all.

Whoops, sorry, alt fail.

Big-ass Monkey edited this message on 02/06/2010 3:40PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Big-bum Monkey Posted:

That he’s afk. Just like every other time he doesn’t tell you anything at all.

Whoops, sorry, alt fail.

Did you try replaying the battlethreadz chat?

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Try playing this chat again: http://www.forumwarz.com/idc_script/play_again/battlethreadz_chat

im too cool for edits.

That link gives me an error. I have no battlethreadz instant replay.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

****bumho Posted:

That link gives me an error. I have no battlethreadz instant replay.

Hmm, strange.

WAIT

WAIT

I KNOW WHATS WRONG

Go to denture chat and use bloodhund.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That mission is at the very beginning of ep 3. I’m WAY pbumed that.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Hmm, strange.

WAIT

WAIT

I KNOW WHATS WRONG

Go to denture chat and use bloodhund.

oh wait, that comes up as a mission, thats right.

Hmm, trying to remember what missions you get before BAWWZ

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Check your tubmail, are you sure you don’t have any unread ones?

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

There are no unread tubmails.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Hmm, you should of got a tubmail from Shecky(thus unlocking the chain you are missing) when you finished Spookface Killah.

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

That forum has been pwned, and the mission completed. I never received a tubmail from Shecky.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

****bumho Posted:

That forum has been pwned, and the mission completed. I never received a tubmail from Shecky.

Then that’s your problem, you should of got a tubmail from Shecky, unlocking him giving you access to the updates to that mission. You probably will have to contact ET to send you the tubmail or somthin’

****bumho

Avatar: 212478 2013-08-01 23:03:28 -0400
27

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

WOOHOO! I beat the game. Log in to see images!, and millions of flezz. But I beat it!

FAIR WARNING – HUGE SPOILER BOMB ABOUT TO DROP!

Let me just say that the ending was both amazing and sad as ****. There’s very little that I would think you could go off of for episode 4. I know that sounds selfish, with ET wanting to get a full time job to actually save money for his future, but it’s been such a great few months playing, and I’m starting to get into the community and all that. I really enjoyed playing every bit of this game. Especially considering I just learned about it not too long ago, and immediately dropped 25 bucks into it. I think the saddest part about the ending was that we kill off my favorite character (you know, all of them, as it turns out). I still couldn’t believe that, that was the biggest twist I’ve seen in a game in a LONG time. I guess if CZ were to continue, they could always do so on a Shallow Esophagus v 2.0 kind of scheme. Oh well, I guess I’m always wishing games lasted longer. Ever since about 2000, games have been getting shorter and shorter, unless you’re willing to pay out the bum for a monthly account with WoW or other MMORPGs with infinite content. Half Life 1 was a 16 hour game the first time through, and Half Life 2 was 7. Then Episode 1 was 3, and Episode 2 I finished in under 2 hours. I’m pretty glad I got this one to last 42 hours of gametime, and I don’t intend to stop playing just because I’ve beaten it. Hopefully the multiplayer aspects will be just as enjoyable as the rest of the game.

TL;DR/SPOILERfabulous person – The ending was very good. I don’t regret any money I’ve spent on the game, and I have been recommending it to friends since I started playing in November or October, whichever it was. Looking forward to playing more and interacting with the community. Log in to see images!

TL;DR2 – It’s good.

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

finished and happy

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