I mean, my “hand bra” and “post fetish pics” attacks do more (combined) damage than “post vagoo”, and for less sexiness.

Also I don’t have to wait for those to recharge nearly as long.

I can just drop those dumb attacks for more power, and lolol I’m even stronger.

It’s like you guys WANT me to press 12121212.

Healing is for babies.

Maybe if you have crappy offense.

If I started using stronger attacks, I’d either need to spend points in sexiness (Taking away from attack), or buy consumables (Resulting in less turns to attack). I’m not going to do the math, I’ll leave that to the nerds. But I’m pretty sure if I stick with lower level attacks, I’ll win faster.

Also, my mushy brain can’t do much more than 121212.

So you’re saying that on the same forum, flipr does less than its minimum damage (90), while Reveal Pbumword does more than the maximum (400).

I’m bad at math, but I’m pretty sure that’s impossible.

I should stay away from proportions and stick to 1212.

But I one shot most threads. The ones I don’t is because I’m an idiot and pick a resistant forum.

Even when I don’t one shot, I still get a ton of lemons.

Both are modified by your and the forums attack and defence.

I don’t see why that’s difficult to grasp, most attack and defence algorithms will result in such things.

Example: Simple soak.

A soak of 5, when hit with an attack of 6, will be hit for 1 damage. When hit with an attack of 10, will take 5.

I don’t know the algorithm here, but I do know the numbers that result.

edit: Sensitivities are also a possibility. But reveal pbumword and flipr are both aggressiveness, and I doubt that a number of forums would be more sensitive to pswd than flipr.

Duncecap Posted:

If the forum defence is high, then weaker attacks, (such as flipr), might do 56 or so damage, while the stronger attacks, (such as reveal pbumword), do about 892.

(Estimates TOTALLY not based on weighted averaging with mathematica like some kind of math uber-nerd *shifty eyes*)

I’m pwning mid-40’s forums right now, (At the time of posting, level 38), (Gilded pocket, battlethreadz lamebait, salle de bain du vin, ruin-a-wish), and I’m finding that the high power attacks are, in fact, necessary.

edit: Also, with the new equipment, I never have to worry abut running out of processing power . . . 1700 total. Isn’t that the same with other clbumes, or do hackers just have a lot more equips?

We have a lot more equips because we depend on our hardware to boost our Processing Power. Other clbumes can use upgrade points to boost their secondary stats.

What are your stats?

I could argue that I don’t understand how you could be worried about running out of sexiness when using bigger attacks, I’m using the full range from both lines, have been pwning forums 3 and 4 levels higher than me and not needing consumables except the thing that prevents packet loss, but it just doesn’t tell you anything except that we have different equipment and builds.

Honestly, there are different ways to play through an episode and there are very different ways to play for flezz gathering, job boarding, fan gathering and dom.

If using Fetish and hand bra is good for you, go with it. I think a lot of players are happy to have attacks that aren’t in their main sensitivity. I find myself using Glitter FX, MySpace Angle and Post mammary glands (Or GTFO) on a lot of forums that are resistant to narcissism. Will I once I finish Ep 3? Probably not. I’ll have figured out which forums to avoid for dom and I’ll drop the text abuse line.

Additionally, the old 1-2-1-2 argument is misleading. Any online game is going to use clicks, your character is going to have favorite attacks or moves. Does anyone actually think that pushing 4 or 7 instead of 2 is wildly diverse and exciting? It is a matter of whether the game is interesting or rewarding enough that you want to click any of the bumons.

drink more water.