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Contest [330 BP in Prizes!]Create An Artistic Rendition Of Your Genitalia -- Sponsored By pizza party[NSFW]

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

This contest is brought to you by the members of pizza party

The Rules:

  • Create an artistic rendition of your genitalia.
  • You may use any medium or media you like except actual photographs of genitals, including those of your own or those of another person. Seriously, anything from MS Paint to AutoCAD 2010 to Microsoft Excel is fine. It can be abstract or it can be realistic. And it doesn’t have to be a picture. You can sing a song, write poetry, create a sculpture, whatever. Be creative. Accuracy is not important.
  • Your entry must be unique and it must be created by you.
  • Deadline is 11:59 PM server time on February 15, 2010.
  • Multiple entries are okay as long as each entry is unique. Alts definitely allowed. Note: dozens of crap entries won’t help you win.
  • Trolling is ok, but don’t spam with off topic nonsense.

Awards:

  1. 100 BP to the best entry as determined by me.
  2. 45 BP each given to 2nd and 3rd place.
  3. 40 BP given to a random entry determined by random.org
  4. 15 BP each given to the funniest, the most believable and the sexiest
  5. 55 BP reserved for other awards

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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this is how my male reproductive organ feels sometimes.

I might do a realistic one later.

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 01/29/2010 4:45PM

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Vageena Davis Posted:

This contest is brought to you by the members of pizza party

The Rules:

  • Create an artistic rendition of your genitalia.
  • You may use any medium or media you like except actual photographs of genitals, including those of your own or those of another person. Seriously, anything from MS Paint to AutoCAD 2010 to Microsoft Excel is fine. It can be abstract or it can be realistic. And it doesn’t have to be a picture. You can sing a song, write poetry, create a sculpture, whatever. Be creative. Accuracy is not important.
  • Your entry must be unique and it must be created by you.
  • Deadline is 11:59 PM server time on February 15, 2010.
  • Multiple entries are okay as long as each entry is unique. Alts definitely allowed. Note: dozens of crap entries won’t help you win.
  • Trolling is ok, but don’t spam with off topic nonsense.

Awards:

  1. 100 BP to the best entry as determined by me.
  2. 45 BP each given to 2nd and 3rd place.
  3. 40 BP given to a random entry determined by random.org
  4. 15 BP each given to the funniest, the most believable and the sexiest
  5. 55 BP reserved for other awards

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

This post reserved.

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Reserved for Announcement of Winners

19 Log in to see images! in “other” awards left.

5 Log in to see images! to bananageddon for first beaver

5 Log in to see images! to Lee_Harvey_Oswald for first male reproductive organ

2 Log in to see images! to Master_Troll for appropriate usage of a Forumwarz meme and a legit entry

1 Log in to see images! to TheMatty for being the first ****ty MS Paint entry.

3 Log in to see images! to handofg0d for good use of perspective

3 Log in to see images! to CrinkzPipe for good use of honesty

4 Log in to see images! to Stumpy Mike for excellent use of written word

1 Log in to see images! to SuperMonkeyMan for good use of tiny

1 Log in to see images! to iostiogic for making me use Google to get the joke

2 Log in to see images! to MichealRein for bad use of a stupid meme, but then I noticed the man in the moon

2 Log in to see images! to Jesus of Suburbia for good mixed media effort

5 Log in to see images! to ERECTILE_DEATH because he told me his male reproductive organ was sore from using it as a paint brush

1 Log in to see images! to 0ne Mi110n v4g1n4s because that sonnet was so lovely

1 Log in to see images!

1 Log in to see images! to Valka for danger

5 Log in to see images!

5 Log in to see images! to Teh Cezar for awesome entry, honorable mention

5 Log in to see images! to Cali for another awesome entry, honorable mention

1 Log in to see images! to Magic Muffin for me not quite getting the joke

2 Log in to see images! to xxEmoxKidxx for acceptable role play

see this post for contest winners!

Vageena Davis edited this message on 02/16/2010 1:17AM

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I’ll think about this.

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

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this is how my male reproductive organ feels sometimes.

I might do a realistic one later.

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Post reserved

iostiogic

Avatar: 217288 2010-01-07 16:23:48 -0500
15

Level 33 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I’ma DRAW me some male reproductive organs in this ****.

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DONE.

iostiogic edited this message on 01/30/2010 11:23PM

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I already did this. Can I enter that?

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

bump

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

Ricket Posted:

I already did this. Can I enter that?

This is great, but I’d really like you to enter something original

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Log in to see images!

A nod to Picbumo’s blue period, cept in pencil.

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 01/30/2010 2:12PM

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

i’m also going to do a poem about my male reproductive organ

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Log in to see images!

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

i hope this is not too realistic, i don’t want to hurt your feelings Log in to see images!

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

bananageddon Posted:

good post upvoted

bananageddon

Avatar: 138386 2009-12-30 11:37:32 -0500
5

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

the best part are the angels doing the shocker.Log in to see images!

Vageena Davis

Avatar: 151797 2010-01-24 16:34:00 -0500
29

[pizza party]

Level 69 Camwhore

I am easily offended. I also suck fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs.

5 Log in to see images! to bananageddon for first beaver

5 Log in to see images! to Lee_Harvey_Oswald for first male reproductive organ

More entries please Log in to see images!

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

This is a good thread I will enter it

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