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Joseph of Su-
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Ooh ooh ooh!
Posted On: 01/26/2010 4:29PM
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CoreyJess

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Kermit: Have you seen that sexy pirate, Bandaney?
Fozzy: Are you kidding, I noted her with my captain’s log, and now my pants won’t fit.
 
edit: Sorry, that one even made me groan.
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Posted On: 01/26/2010 4:50PM
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CoreyJess

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Ooh ooh ooh!

I think you get the ‘Worst Step Father In History’ award, for waiting until after your wife’s kid is killed by an angry mob to move to the suburbs.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!
Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:00PM
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CoreyJess

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Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:02PM
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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
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I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!
CoreyJess Posted:

Kermit: Have you seen that sexy pirate, Bandaney?
Fozzy: Are you kidding, I noted her with my captain’s log, and now my pants won’t fit.
 
edit: Sorry, that one even made me groan.


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Hey bear! Your ship has sailed and there’s a joke overboard!
Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:11PM
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MC Banhammer

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Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Man I miss these guys
Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:13PM
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CoreyJess

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Wyrd Posted:

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Hey bear! Your ship has sailed and there’s a joke overboard!

Speaking of already sailed ships, you guys are so old you fart dust, and the only reason you’re so cranky is because the playbill isn’t written in hieroglyphics.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:21PM
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Wyrd

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CoreyJess Posted:

Speaking of already sailed ships, you guys are so old you fart dust, and the only reason you’re so cranky is because the playbill isn’t written in hieroglyphics.

 

Wocka wocka wocka!

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Hmph. We’re still fresher than your jokes, bear.

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BobTheSqueak-
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“The Infinite Sadness”

lmao
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CoreyJess

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Posted On: 01/26/2010 5:47PM
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Afterthotz

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I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

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spacekadt Posted:

posting for challenge
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Skyman747

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

so I post here?
Posted On: 01/26/2010 6:18PM
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CrinkzPipe

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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

brb tipping this fine joke teller
Posted On: 01/26/2010 6:35PM
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CoreyJess

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Afterthotz Posted:

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Thanks, you’re a great crowd for your age. Not to imply your old, but weren’t you a bus boy at the last supper?

 

Wocka wocka!

Posted On: 01/26/2010 6:45PM
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CoreyJess

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Skyman747 Posted:

so I post here?

No, sorry, the crab-bum convention is one theater over. Don’t walk too far while that stick is stuck in your bum, though. You may accidentally puncture a lung.Log in to see images!

 

Wocka wocka wocka!
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CoreyJess

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CrinkzPipe Posted:

brb tipping this fine joke teller

Thanks for the tip. Here’s one for you. If someone offers you a yellow snow cone, don’t just bumume it’s lemon flavor.

Wocka wocka!
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Wyrd

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I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

CoreyJess Posted:

Wocka wocka wocka!

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Those jokes are too embearrbuming, even for a bear. Boo!

Posted On: 01/26/2010 7:04PM
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CoreyJess

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Wyrd Posted:

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Those jokes are too embearrbuming, even for a bear. Boo!

Did you two heckle Moses as he came down from the mountain?
Posted On: 01/26/2010 7:10PM
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CoreyJess

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Rowlf: Okay, what happens now?

Fozzie: Oh, now comes the funny part.

[exits]

Rowlf: Well, leaving the stage is funnier than a lot of things the bear does.

Fozzie: [enters holding a fish] Okay, now ask me what I’m carrying the fish for.

Rowlf: Oh, Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?

Fozzie: Oh, just for the halibut.

Rowlf: You were better off leaving the stage.

 

*Taken from The Muppet Show season 3 episode 1.*
Posted On: 01/27/2010 9:32AM
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Fie

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I want to see some real, live poop.
Hey, CJ, do you have any tattoos? If not, I think I can suggest one:
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