Your attempts thus far have all been dull and uninspired. Somebody please up the ante; I’d rather not have to choose the lesser of some number of evils as a winner.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Your attempts thus far have all been dull and uninspired. Somebody please up the ante; I’d rather not have to choose the lesser of some number of evils as a winner.

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BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I shouldn’t have even included the trolling option; I forgot you’re all terrible at it.

well what the **** do you want?

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Although at this point, I’d be satisfied with posts that demonstrate fundamental reading comprehension skills.

Reading comprehension requires motivation, and a mental framework to hold ideas. Do you honestly believe anyone is motivated to do anything when on the internet (besides those without social lives), espeicelly when it comes to fictional currency that isnt worth anything in the actual world? So I beseech you to just pick from what you have, for I abhore actually doing something to win bp.

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Skyman747 Posted:

This was a really bad contest for a lot of Log in to see images!

I lack the time and motivation to run a more in-depth contest, so I went with a simple conceit that seemed reasonable given the limited amount of time I’m willing to spend here. I have a genuine interest in seeing the creations of talented people, but apparently overestimated this community’s potential for creativity.

Bear in mind that the contest is only halfway through; we may see some actual creativity emerge by the end of this. Teh Cezar’s post was a good step in the right direction; let’s keep that momentum going, folks.

Teh Cezar Posted:

Read this.

(Note: yes, I actually don’t have Episode 2, that’s why I’m talking about it. It’s not a typo.)

Chapter 5: The Brownie Points

My mother burst into tears Log in to see images! as soon as I finished my IDC post. 100 BP really meant something in my family, as I grew in a poor environment where people couldn’t even afford Episode 2.

‘I hope this isn’t a dumb joke of yours’, said my level 26 dad as he put down his mouse. He had just pwned Wiccapedia and was angry at me for ruining his solo vanilla raid with my speech.

‘Of course not, Dad’, I typed as I switched tabs. I was winning hard on INCIT that afternoon.

‘Well it better not be. You know that we didn’t get the chance to buy Episode 2 when it came out and we pwned forums all our lives so that you can make it to level 35. Please don’t screw us.’

My 2-year old closed his conversation with Shallow Esophagus. Even at his age, 100 was a big number. And with ‘BP’ attached to it, he was more turned on that a Brazilian whore. He started shouting until he got b& by my mom, or else he would’ve alerted the neighbours.

My dad started crying for the first time since I was born. He asked me where I got them from, as he knew I had a ****ing Maestro card that isn’t supported by ****ing PayPal and that’s why I couldn’t buy BP before and I’m still a level 19 despite my FWZ addiction, dammit.

‘I got some help from BobTheSqueakyWeasel because I entertained him with this piece of crap I wrote that isn’t going to win anyway because someone posted Explosm comics, which are ****ing awesome’ I answered as I was launching a Modest Improvement in Dom.

With all my relatives crying and posting the good news on the pizza party IRC, I clicked the shiny bumon on the Buy Stuff! page and I started playing Episode 2, thinking about what ****ty contest I could enter for Episode 3.

The End

That was boring and not amusing in any way.

If you’d like something interesting and intelligent, go here: http://www.xkcd.com/. If you don’t get the comic, look it up, it’s probably funny.

I might try for something more interesting later *here*

It’s like this forum is packed with idiot savants. Without the “savant” part. Or really any redeeming qualities. I love you all like my mentally challenged little brothers and sisters.

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