all fake. i dont believe h0g would get this bumhurt.

Ricket Posted:

An easy way to test this would be to repost the screenshot h0g posted and see if you get banned.

Not you specifically, CrinkzPipe. I don’t want you banned. Get some noob in IDC to do it.

someone post it so we can all see

Someone send it to me and I’ll post it.

Fortune Cookie Posted:

You can't steal second base and keep your foot on first

No, you can.

Tape first base to your foot.

handofg0d Posted:

Hello, h0g here. This will probably be my LAST ****ING POST EVER since I think you are all uptight fabulous persons. Everyone who wants to jump on the bandwagon and say I’m in the wrong and/or gay, I invite you the chance to lick my male reproductive organ clean after I pity **** your herpe ridden mothers.

Anyone who works for Crotch Zombie, has worked from Crotch Zombie, or will ever work for Crotch Zombie, and that includes their unpayed bumclowns, I hope you fall male reproductive organ first into a pile of discarded hiv-positive heroin needles.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that I am probably the single greatest thing that ever happened to this dank ****hole corner of the internet. Infested with only the lowest factor retards from some of the worst meme-pushing blisters on the internets male reproductive organ, I can tell you I am glad I can’t log in anymore.

For some of you who didn’t get a chance to know me, here’s a short list of awesome things I did while I was here. ****ed your mom, Manphin & co., Breaking IDC, SPAM bots, faking my own perma ban and trolling the whole site, doing the same exact thing just 10 months later and still trolling (most) of you successfully, various hackery and such, great recipes, super huge male reproductive organ, and eating your sisters woman's genitals raw.

I spoke to my lawyer, he said while it’s a pretty cut and dry case, and that nothing I can say now will change copyright laws, he still warned me against too much communication with you legion of retards, so I’ll see you when I’m rolling in them canadian greenbacks.

Go right ahead and **** yourselves.

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Log in to see images! Skyman747 edited this message on 12/17/2009 5:43PM

Log in to see images! Hey fabulous persons,

My name is hOg, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bum pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

PS:Log in to see images! iDavid edited this message on 12/17/2009 7:31PM

iDavid Posted:

Log in to see images! Hey fabulous persons,

My name is hOg, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, very special, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid bum pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any woman's genitals? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; **** was SO cash). You are all fabulous persons who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

PS:Log in to see images!

You are the ****ing meme pusher retard. You don’t know him, you were not around for h0g. Shut the **** up.