Dear Crotch Zombie,

As you know, I was recently banned for posting a singular image of a small portion of a sTalk conversation that I wrote. As stated in tandem with my posting of said image, I hereby revoke permission for you to publish ANY of my work, written, or otherwise, for Forumwarz Episode 3.

As the author of said work, I hold the exclusive copyright to this work. If any of my work is published on your site, in part or in whole, I will pursue legal action against your company. I would hate for it to come to this but you’re forcing my hand.

I know I may have stepped over one of your seemingly infinite list of invisible boundaries that crop up as they you like, but I think you should rethink your bull**** strategy for rule creation enforcement. I mean really, when you get down to it I am just as important to your game and community as you are. IF NOT MORESO. Let’s take a poll, how many people like me, vs. how many people like you. In fact, let’s jump right to the results. I win by a landslide, even when you combine all of your scores.

**** all of you. I thought I could make a difference on your ****ty game by making it something people might actually enjoy. But when I try to share some of that, to show people HOW GREAT WE (NOT YOU fabulous personS) MADE IT, which would BOOST SALES AND PREORDERS BECAUSE OF AN INSTILLED CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CUSTOMERS, I get permanently BANNED? **** that.

Again, in short, use any of my work, and I’ll see you in court.

Also, you can all choke on my ****ing male reproductive organ.

Love,

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Beautiful.

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

serious topic, move to CD

this.

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

serious topic, move to CD

why hasn’t this happened yet?

bumtroNAUGHTy Posted:

It’s at h0g’s request that it’s here:

[19:34] <h0g> post in GRP so that people can troll it ok?

oh ok.

Fortunato Posted:

what the **** is going on

h0g’s gunna sue Michael Drach.

i am still unsure what to make of this.

Zagreus Posted:

does anybody actually think h0g is going to stay banned

no

Skyman747 Posted:

Shouldn’t JB have gotten you guys to sign an agreement that everything you came up with became property of Crotch Zombie? If not, then I suggest one of you guys contact merc.

tl;dr

When I did EP2 I never got to sign such an agreement, yet my name still lies on the art department page on the credits.

Fortunato Posted:

just talked to him:

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also hog says will ‘you quote Raepdog for me and say “h0g says posting my supposed initials on a private forum hosted in another country is hardly what i call “legally binding contract””’

tell h0g i love him and that i hope me and him can still talk even though hes banned for a while even though they will unban him and he[‘ll be like **** those mofos and reveal the plot but still hes awesome