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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

The best moar files ever sold in one place!

I’m only 15 million Flezz from the Emo Kid flezz peen, so help a poor wolf out and make these amazing files part of your collection!

NOW ANNOUNCING

THE

BEST

ROLLOVER

FILE

EVER!!

JerkStoreCalledThey’reOutOfYou.xpeg

* Luck +7

* Max Ego +175

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402511-jerkstorecalledthey-8217-reoutofyou-xpeg

This incredibly good file went for a staggering 8.4 million gp last time it was put up. The reserve is less than HALF THAT! Make this awesome file yours today!

And for those looking for some Troll boosting moars, I have all you’d ever want!

DEFINITELY NOT A SHOCK IMAGE.ogle

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/401961-definitely-not-a-shock-image-ogle

And the best video for trolls, indeed, the best video all around!

****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +170

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402351-****-milf-asian-mammary glands-great timesshot-latina-interracial-anal-girls-dvda

Speaking of troll videos, here’s another staple to any trolls porn collection!

1000 MAN great times (GIRL DROWNS).pr0n

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402512-1000-man-great times-girl-drowns-pr0n

From the ever-popular troll avatar comes this beauty. Make your equipment and your avatar match with this great Picture file!

FLASHING RED AND GREEN.ogle

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Douchebaggery +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402513-flashing-red-and-green-ogle

The best program file for Ego, perfect for Permanoobs. Make it yours!

Calorie Watcher v3.1.exec

* Max Ego +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402350-calorie-watcher-v3-1-exec

Hey, I was rummaging through my dresser and found these. Wanna buy them back before someone else gets them? One of the best Picture files for Emos, Pictures of YOU has no pesky defense to get in the way of that sweet, sweet offence-boosting damage.

Pictures of YOU.leer

* Max Ego +170

* Offense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402352-pictures-of-you-leer

Tragedies make for great rollover and pwning video files!

bear escapes local zoo children die hysterical.divy

* Max Ego +170

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402353-bear-escapes-local-zoo-children-die-hysterical-divy

And what ForumWarz auction would go without some racism?

Unaired Network Exclusive – Black People with REAL Jobs.divy

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402354-unaired-network-exclusive-8211-black-people-with-real-jobs-divy

Are you a Hacker? Have trouble making ends meet to pay that upkeep cost, and find yourself always running out of Processing Power? Look no further! This file will take care of every need you have.

decss – a dramatic reading.lstn

* Frugality +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402514-decss-8211-a-dramatic-reading-lstn

And just in case you REALLY need Processing Power, this file will ensure you never need any ever again.

Hacking Ruby Scripts – A Love/Hate Affair.pres

* Max Ego +175

* Defense +7

* Max Processing Power +175

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402515-hacking-ruby-scripts-8211-a-love-hate-affair-pres

Everyone loves comedy! And what better way to laugh than at some poor child’s handicap?

Hilarious conversation between deaf boy and downs syndrome girl.noiz

* Defense +7

* Frugality +7

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/402516-hilarious-conversation-between-deaf-boy-and-downs-syndrome-girl-noiz

TUNE IN THREE DAYS FROM NOW! I have more files coming up, including the coveted fermat’s last theorem, merely awaiting the end of Aldo’s auction.

Thanks in advance for your time, bidding, and money!

Shii edited this message on 12/03/2009 7:59AM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Misleading topic title

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

SanDyk Posted:

Misleading topic title

You’re just jealous cuz I’m the mods’ favorite and not you.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Evening time bump!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i was expecting scientific discussion not silly moar files.

ChilePepino edited this message on 12/01/2009 12:37AM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

ChilePepino Posted:

i was expecting scientific discussion not silly moar files.

Never trust a thread I make in CD!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Shii Posted:

Never trust a thread I make in CD!

noted.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Adapt Posted:

noted.

Seriously, I don’t think I’ve made a non-Kyoubai thread in CD in months. :3

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Evening time bump, almost every one of these files has a dirt-cheap 65,000 Flezz reserve. (That’s what the Ppwn shop would give me, folks!)

Get some great deals before these rare files disappear for good!

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

ChilePepino Posted:

i was expecting scientific discussion not silly moar files.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bump before bed.

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii Posted:

Bump before bed.

Bump during bed is more fun. Log in to see images! Sarcasm Inc edited this message on 12/02/2009 4:04AM

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Bump during bed is more fun. Log in to see images!

Feel free to join me then. Log in to see images!

Only 1.5 days left to bid! Most of these files have had only a single bidder, so make them yours for cheap!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii Posted:

Feel free to join me then. Log in to see images!

Are you sure your girlfriend won’t mind? Log in to see images!

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Are you sure your girlfriend won’t mind? Log in to see images!

Nope, I’m single. Log in to see images!

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Shii Posted:

Nope, I’m single. Log in to see images!

I know someone who’d beg to differ…

Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

praise jesus

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Zagreus Posted:

praise jesus

I agree. :3

Also, Somebody and sucz are my new favorite people, thanks for the bids guys!

Only 3 hours left on half of these files, get your bids in quickly!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

i bought one too bum

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

ChilePepino Posted:

i bought one too bum

Oh, thanks. :3

I didn’t see yours. They just bid on like 5 files each, so I noticed when I was checking bids.

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